fake-trends
AOL Email Now as Ironic as a Trucker Hat
Owen Thomas · 03/16/09 05:49PMParents Make Kids Eat Health Food Till They Die!
Hamilton Nolan · 02/26/09 09:35AMNo, That Is Not Lincoln's Lost Emoticon
Owen Thomas · 01/19/09 04:51PMThe Sick Internet Joke About 9/11: ✈ ▌▌
Owen Thomas · 01/06/09 02:30PMMaking money on YouTube? Not so fast
Owen Thomas · 12/11/08 01:40PMThe star of the Times piece is Michael Buckley, a fast-talking and overbearingly gay celebrity commentator — think Ted Casablanca, if Ted Casablanca lived in Connecticut. Buckley says he makes $100,000 a year on YouTube ads. Google sells the ads and splits the revenue with Buckley, as it does with other video creators it has dubbed "partners."
Jesus freaks now afraid of nanotech, too
Owen Thomas · 12/09/08 05:00PMLaid-Off Bankers Will Teach You How To Flex
Hamilton Nolan · 12/04/08 03:19PMConcerned about the job prospects for the already-wealthy cads who made a pile in finance jobs? Sure, we all are. There's good news, though; corporate types who suddenly find themselves unemployed have all decided, en masse, to become personal trainers. These former office-bound A-type personalities are all lining up to sell their exercise services to, uh, you know, whoever may have some disposable income left.
Vajayjay: When Cant Becomes Common
Joshua Stein · 10/29/07 03:10PMTimes trend queen Stephanie Rosenbloom totally blows up the spot on the hottest word out there right now for vaginas: Vajayjays. What makes Ms. Rosenbloom so sure the word has arrived? Well, after its use on "Grey's Anatomy" the word has "found its way into electronic dictionaries like Urban Dictionary, Word Spy and Merriam-Webster's Open Dictionary. It was uttered on the television series '30 Rock.'" Oprah says it! "It was used on the Web site of 'the Tyra Banks Show. Jimmy Kimmel said it in a monologue." Also, Gloria Steinem left "a reporter" a voicemail about it. So clearly, vajayjay has entered into the cultural lexicon. It's only a matter of time before obstetricians can be heard screaming, "We need a bilateral oophorectomy on this lady's vajayjay to remove the ovoom-vooms, STAT, or else we're gonna have to perform a conization on her cerveevee and her utay-tay might fall out!"
Neckties Are So Hot Right Now
Emily Gould · 10/11/07 09:40AM"Check out any art gallery, advertising agency or downtown bar where the cool kids hang" and you'll find neckties, claims David Colman in the Times today. It's true, we have noticed kids wearing ties a little more lately—maybe it has to do with that band "The White Strokes" or whatever they are called that the hip cats are listening to! Also we are apparently given to understand from the Times' photographic evidence that the neckties help you convince people to let you put your digits into their orifices.