TMZ has gotten access to the 911 call from the altercation between soccer player Hope Solo and her 17-year-old nephew, which happened over the weekend at his house in Washington. The call features her nephew telling the operator, "Hope Solo is going psychotic! She is fucking beating people up!" The full call is streamable through TMZ.

One of the hottest conversation topics in Saginaw, Michigan right now is "Wellington's Millions"— the $100 million estate left by dead old lumber baron Wellington Burt, who didn't want any of his immediate descendants to inherit his fortune because he was kind of crazy and vengeful and mean.

Around the time he proposed to Bristol, Levi Johnston threatened to ostracize sister Mercede if she didn't take down her blog. Turns out Mercede's blog is controlled by a pair of liberal bloggers Sarah Palin considers her worst enemies.

Obama's illegal immigrant auntie—who once faced deportation—has been granted asylum.

The Post caught up with Oprah Winfrey yesterday and asked her if she planned to take a paternity test to determine whether the man who claims he's her dad is really her father.