“Luckily, I drank blood. If not, I’d be crazy, calling to prayer from the trees,” says Inong, a thin, old man in a knitted skull cap. “If you drink blood, you can do anything! Salty and sweet. Human blood.”
Sure, the music and editing will make you feel like you're on a bad trip, but this footage of a very 1980s New York City—or as the author put it, "No York City—is interesting never-the-less.
Here's the first official trailer for The Smurfs, the Niel Patrick Harris-starring live-action (and partially animated, too, duh) big screen version of the hugely popular '80s TV series. So, how's it look? Well... bad. In fact, very, very bad. Oy.
There will probably never be a Seinfeld movie, but this is a good consolation! Here's a fake—and incredibly impressive—trailer (made by recutting footage from the series) for Jerry the Great, about Seinfeld's desire to take over the world.
While watching the Lord of the Rings movies—or reading the books, I suppose—did you ever wonder if the ring was really only able to be destroyed in the fiery pits of Mordor? This alternate ending answers the question.
Even though he's currently California's governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger is probably best known for being an action star—oh, and for screaming incessantly in every one of his movies. Inside, a supercut (aka a compilation) of every Schwarzenegger scream ever.
