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Gays Break Records For Deadly Drug Overdoses This Summer

Choire · 08/23/07 11:00AM

Congratulations to this year's crop of hard-partying gays! The latest GHB-related death last weekend on Fire Island quickly follows on the heels of an "unprecedented number" of drug overdoses at the annual Pines Party on the last weekend in July, that big circuit party at which shirtless guys try to do just enough but not too much drugs (and, apparently, fail). Not noted in the report that follows from the president of the Fire Island medical offices—an unprecedented number of arrests of drug dealers at the party this year as well.

The Pines Party

Rod Townsend · 07/30/07 12:50PM

Eavesdropping on the gays is the surest way to find out what products and people are hot and what are not. Rod Townsend records the gays in and around their natural environment of Fire Island and reports back. All dialogue 100% verbatim.

Hamptons-Related Transportation Crisis!

Choire · 07/27/07 12:20PM

Perhaps you needn't skip out of work early—the LIRR Jamaica hub is going up in flames. It's probably just The Warriors v. the Gramercy Riffs. Still, maybe do not take the 1:39 to Montauk, Hamptons brats! And maybe not the 2:35 to Sayville, lazy Fire Island gays!

Do She? She Do!

Choire · 07/19/07 12:00PM

Eavesdropping on the gays is the surest way to find out what products and people are hot and what are not. Rod Townsend records the gays in and around their natural environment of Fire Island and reports back. All dialogue 100% verbatim.

How The Gays Understand Nature And Science

Choire · 07/12/07 11:30AM

Eavesdropping on the gays is the surest way to find out what products and people are hot and what are not. Rod Townsend records the gays in and around their natural environment of Fire Island and reports back. All dialogue 100% verbatim.

The Lowest Tea

Choire · 06/20/07 11:22AM

Eavesdropping on the gays is the surest way to find out what products and people are hot and what are not. Rod Townsend records the gays in and around their natural environment of Fire Island and reports back. All dialogue 100% verbatim.

Win a Free Summer Vacation! (Only Moderate Humiliation Required)

Jesse · 05/04/06 01:15PM

You've heard about that Fire Island reality series they're currently casting, right? It's called Summer Share, it's being made by Real World auteurs Bunim/Murray productions, and producers are currently seeking eight people — presumably attractive, young, and at least one of whom is gay and one of whom is black and angry — to have "the opportunity of a lifetime to vacation in a magnificent beach house free of charge." The casting call currently circulating specifies that the show is for ABC, that applicants must be between 21 and 30, and they're looking for "[s]exy people with sexy jobs (models, media/publishing, ad execs, etc.) who work their asses off all week and want to unwind on the weekends." What we like best, though, is the attached questionnaire. Questions 18 through 21 are our favorites: