This morning, Fox News jacked up its anti-"Ground Zero Mosque" propaganda by broadcasting a "map" that identified remains of 9/11 victims and their proximity to the proposed building site—all with a decidedly biased, fear-mongering tone. Video inside.

Two immigration experts speculate as to why illegal immigrants are fleeing our beloved nation. Could it be the law? No, perhaps it's the economy. Wait. How about that furry monster we just saw chase everyone away? Rewind?

Maryland's NBC affiliate was able to obtain an interview with two women evacuated from the Discovery Channel Building. The disgruntled gunman reportedly has a grievance with the Discovery corporation. Maybe they shouldn't have given Sarah Palin a reality show?

Do you remember when Jon Stewart skull-violated Glenn Beck in the most epic way possible? (If not, it's here.) Tonight, Stewart gave an encore, with a segment that tore down Beck's upcoming rally, university, credibility—everything, really. Video inside.

In a segment more befitting his daytime talk show than a primetime cable news one (actually, they're pretty much the same), Jerry Springer squared off with Sean Hannity tonight on President Obama, the economy, health care, and more! Video inside.

Tonight, Laura Ingraham had another DERP/foot-in-mouth moment when she basically said that a) Muslims should assimilate to the American way, b) "elites"—and Muslim radicals—resist this, and c) if they continue resisting, they should expect "stricter rules." Video inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart discussed Fox News and its reports about the funding sources of the "Ground Zero Mosque." Specifically, Saudi prince Al-Waleed bin Talal. But Fox never mentions his name... or that he's a part owner of its parent company.

Laura Ingraham, racial stereotype-enforcing hack, guest hosted The O'Reilly Factor tonight. While discussing President Obama's apparently still undecided religion, Ingraham made some astute, reasoned arguments for why people think he's Muslim. HA, JUST KIDDING—they were horrible. Video inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart criticized Fox News' opposition to the "Ground Zero Mosque" by using the network's own terrorism-sniffing standards to brand it a "terrorist command center," and finished with an unlikely (yet extremely poignant) lesson from Charlton Heston. Video inside.

Justin Bieber and Kim Kardashian did a Graduate-themed photo shoot for ELLE's September issue. This really bothers Bill O'Reilly, and he let it be known tonight in a weird segment full of concern, confusion, and sexual references galore. Video inside.

Tonight, Jon Stewart exposed the hypocrisy of Fox News—and of its parent company, which just gave $1 million to the GOP—related to political donations and "money trail" conspiracy theories. Oh, yeah—Stewart also impersonated Glenn Beck again. Video inside.

Today on Studio B, Shep brought his Planet Blago bit to the masses. It seems that the physical being of Blagojevich (or maybe just the flying hologram) and what he's doing fascinates Shep more than the jury's actual verdict.

On Fox & Friends this morning, Newt Gingrich took nonsensical arguments against the Ground Zero Islamic cultural center (not a mosque) to a new level by comparing it to the Nazis putting up a sign next to the Holocaust Museum.

Last night, Bill O'Reilly attacked Jennifer Aniston for glorifying single motherhood with her new movie. O'Reilly noted that Aniston can hire nannies—but not a dad!—before saying that good fathers are "diminished by people like Jennifer Aniston." Video inside.

It's not hard to make Laura Ingraham look stupid—Stephen Colbert did it just two nights ago!—but who would have thought that Bill O'Reilly would make Ingraham look stupid? Inside, video of their heated Factor discussion about school nutrition.

This afternoon, Glenn Beck went off on a tangent about his belief that unwise government spending leads to the decay of cities. Then, he used some very energetic—and delicious!—metaphors, comparing public funding for the arts to junk food.

Getting ready to drop a few teaspoons of pure America into his crazy cake batter, Glenn Beck decided today to randomly poke fun at The Wall Street Journal's Thomas Frank. The crazy never ceases! Video inside.

Bill O'Reilly is obsessed with Lady Gaga—this is fact (examples here). Tonight, O'Reilly spent a portion of his show discussing Gaga's refusal to cancel an Arizona show in protest of the state's controversial immigration law. More inside.

Today, Glenn Beck fit a full hour of crazy into his press-conference-shortened show. He started by comparing July 21st, 2010 to September 11th, 2001 (apparently, today marked the end of our republic). Then, he called Brian Urlacher a "Neo-Nazi."

Chad Eightfive is convinced this LeBronukkah ended fortuitously for everyone except the Cavaliers' owners and records a video lovenote for Cheryl Burke only to turn around and explain how great it is to be dating eighty-five women.