Today, Glenn Beck fit a full hour of crazy into his press-conference-shortened show. He started by comparing July 21st, 2010 to September 11th, 2001 (apparently, today marked the end of our republic). Then, he called Brian Urlacher a "Neo-Nazi."

[There was a video here]

After his ridiculous date comparison, Beck gave his thoughts on a possible Shirley Sherrod conspiracy that no one else could piece together (and had fun contemplating the difference between American and British pronunciation).

[There was a video here]

And to close, Beck went through the list of the "blackest white people" and offended the great city of Chicago by calling Chicago Bears linebacker Brian Urlacher a "Neo-Nazi" (he also called James Carville a "space alien.").

[There was a video here]

[The Glenn Beck Program]