Not sure what things to yell during Sunday's Super Bowl match between the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks? Here are a few ideas so you don't look stupid or uninformed in front of your close sports compatriots.

Let's go! Do it, my friends!

To all of the players—you are going to win big!

Hey, ho! Let's go!
Hey, ho! Let's go!
Don't be scared. Mommy's here.

[Don a grass skirt and coconut bra]
I wish we were on vacation in a tropical place.
[Remove grass skirt and coconut bra]
But because of the Super Bowl we are in front of this TV.
[Put grass skirt and coconut bra back on]
This is much more fun, though! [Shimmy across the room]

Push 'em back!
Push 'em back!
Push that entertainment console so far back it becomes part of the wall.
Game ova. For real!

D-E-F-E-N-S-E
O-F-F-E-N-S-E
THESE ARE SOME TERMS WE ARE USING TODAY

[To the tune of Technotronic's "Pump Up The Jam"]

Pump up the jam, pump it up
While your feet are stompin'
And the jam is pumpin'
Look ahead the crowd is jumpin'

Pump it up a little more
Get the party going on the dance floor
See 'cos that's where the party's at
And you'll find out if you're too bad

I don't want a place to stay
Get your boody on the floor tonight, make my day
I don't want a place to stay
Get your boody on the floor tonight, make my day

Make my day, make my day,
Make my day, make my day.

[Repeat 30 to 50 times without pause]

[Through a Megaphone during half-time]

Who wants more dip?
Who wants more dip?

I said dip. Who wants it?

I'm a Patriot
I'm a Seahawk
Don't like my chant?
Well I don't give a fuck

I'm a football
I'm a coach
Let's get out of here
This blows

{Image via AP}