Some marching band routines are boring, sure—but not this one! Here's last weekend's performance by the University of Hawaii's creative squad, during which they morphed into a giant stick figure and kicked an equally giant football. Watch inside.

Following his winning of the Heisman Trophy last weekend, Auburn quarterback Cam Newton stopped by the Late Show tonight to read David Letterman's Top 10 List: "Things Cam Newton Can Say Now That He Won the Heisman Trophy." Watch inside.

Jerry Jones was quite humble in last night's 60 Minutes interview. To be fair, his team is going to miss the playoffs and he - by his own admission - would be fired if George Steinbrenner was his boss.

During a punt return yesterday, Jets conditioning coach Sal Alosi tripped Dolphins Cornerback Nolan Carroll as he was running along the sideline. Carroll walked off the field but returned in the fourth quarter. Alosi apologized later at the press conference.

ESPN College GameDay commentator Lee Corso received the "Contributions for College Football Award" last night. While thanking his co-anchors he strangely got teary-eyed; as of now he's not retiring. Maybe he was battling a disease. Maybe he loves Kirk Herbstreit?

The most exciting part of the USC-UCLA matchup last weekend had nothing to do with the game itself, because it was all about this red sweatsuit-clad granny who got her freak on—repeatedly!—at a pre-game tailgate party. Watch inside.

In your undeserved Tuesday media column: Luke Russert speaks unconvincingly, sports columnists issue predictions unwisely, NYT ad revenue descends gently, and a PR guy threatens a journalist. Jokingly!

After Buffalo Bills receiver Steve Johnson dropped a potential game-winning touchdown pass, he gave a remorseful teary-eyed press conference. ESPN analyst (and former NFL player) Tom Jackson recalls how he dealt with that problem; he slept with a football.

You know the annoying pro-athlete habit of thanking God for, well, everything? Buffalo Bills Wideout Stevie Johnson just took that in a slightly different direction, after dropping a potentially game-winning touchdown pass:

In Saturday's game vs Oklahoma, Oklahoma State defenseman Broderick Brown jumped out of bounds, tipping an errant throw to a teammate and resulting in an improbable, spectacular interception.

Bills receiver Steve Johnson lifted his jersey to reveal his undershirt in a touchdown celebration Sunday. The shirt said "Why So Serious?" Maybe The Dark Knight was playing on the team bus.

Watch as Bill Curry — head coach of the unheralded Georgia State Panthers — attempts to rile up his team, using the old David vs. Goliath angle. The monotone speech only breeds failure, as the Panthers lost to Alabama, 63-7.

These dudes got hammered. Actually, a fan liked the Mike Williams' one-handed catch against the Cardinals better from the live angle, so he just slowed it down. Then he discovered that football announcers sound drunk.

Watch as young boy attending an Australian Football League game gets an unexpected visit from a football right to his face in slow motion.

7-NBC's producers had to have known this was going to happen the minute they decided to brand last night's Patriots/Steelers game a "Steel City Showdown," right? Let's hope the newsroom had the good sense to start a pool.

The incredible Hail Mary pass that was tipped into the hands of the Jaguars' Mike Thomas was an unlikely result to win the game. This was made even better by the call of the always-enthusiastic Gus Johnson.

This guy! The Jets' gregarious and extroverted head coach has a twin brother, for real. Rob Ryan is the Cleveland Browns' defensive coordinator, and they're playing each other this week. Rex decided to impersonate him at a press conference.

Today's high school football blooper features a poor execution of the end-game strategy "running out the clock." The clock may be at zero, but the ball is still alive. A great idea dawns on a lucky Oviedo High School defender.

The Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood-hosted CMA Awards are underway! During Paisley and Underwood's monologue, the former mentioned that, "2010 was also a big year for infidelity," before he and Underwood sang a song for Brett Favre and Tiger Woods.

Conan O'Brien returned to the small screen tonight with the series premiere of Conan, and wasted no time trying to become apprised of current events in his opening monologue... which included a reference to Brett Favre's penis, naturally. Watch inside.