Here's a video from a recent football game featuring the squad from Driscoll Middle School in Corpus Christi, Texas, pulling off what's arguably one of the most epic trick plays in teenage history. Watch the quarterback's insane, impressive stunt inside.

Sidwell Friends—the elite Washington, D.C., private school that the Obama girls attend—has a terrible football team. And when the Washington City Paper pointed that out, a hilariously entitled barrage of outraged comments from unathletic rich kids ensued.

Since 30 Rock (here) and SNL (here) already threw in their two cents re: Brett Favre's sexting scandal, it seems only natural that South Park would be next. Watch as Cartman visits "Captain Hindsight," who has some advice for Favre.

The Brett Favre sexting scandal has permeated many arenas of pop culture (even 30 Rock). And tonight, it leaped into yet another one with its own sketch on SNL. Watch as Jason Sudekis' Favre pitches his "open fly jeans."

The Hawaiian island of Kauai has canceled Friday night high school football games this season, because migrating seabirds mistake the stadium lights for the "moon and stars," then "fall from the sky and [get] eaten by cats." Stupid cats. [AP]

During a Pioneer League football game, a fumble at the one yard line led to a reverse touchdown. The announcer covering the game gets a bit excited by the play- He screams so loud that he loses his voice.

Helmet brains! Weird veneers! Teen pregnancy! Teen car crashes! Impotent fish oil! Blue Collar Yoga! Banana machines! Alzheimer's ladies! Laser faces! It's your Thursday Health Watch, where we watch your health—and it only hurts a little bit!

This morning, Deanna Favre—wife of the subject of an NFL investigation regarding his allegedly inappropriate texts to a Jets employee—appeared on GMA. When asked about the scandal, Deanna looked to a higher power for an explanation. Watch inside.

On tonight's Real Time, Bill Maher really delivered. Fresh off the montage of Christine O'Donnell's annoyance (here), Maher dedicated the tail end of his "New Rules" segment to Brett Favre's disappointing cock shots, with joke after joke at Favre's expense.

Kris Jenkins hasn't been able to contribute much on the football field lately thanks to a finicky ACL, but the Jets and their fans will surely appreciate this nationally-televised act of vandalism as a morale booster.

Last night, 30 Rock aired a live episode (catch some of it here). During it, Kenneth delivered three messages to Jenna in the hallway of the TGS studio, including a picture sent to her by Brett Favre. Watch inside.

Did you hear about Brett Favre sending cell phone pictures of his dick to former New York Jets sideline reporter and Playboy model Jenn Sterger? Yeah, gross. As with all high-profile current events, Taiwan's Next Media Animation has a recap.

During practice, an errant throw had the Iron Man keeled over in pain. Call it karma, or just the wrong guy not paying attention. It might be his worst case of blue balls for the week! But that's just speculation.

Last week, Deadspin opened up a barrel of worms for Brett Favre when it exclusively revealed that he'd been sexting—and sending nude pictures to—Jets sideline reporter Jenn Sterger. Tonight, Stephen Colbert hilariously joined the Favre-mocking club. Video inside.

Marathon knees! Sports psychology! Biggest Loser workouts! Kettlebell ignorance! Football training! Booty fat! And the path to elite eliteness! It's your Wednesday Fitness Watch, where we watch your fitness—dismissively, jealously, or, both!

Remember Carlton's sweet dance moves on The Fresh Prince of Bel Air? Detroit Lions cornerback Alphonso Smith does too. After scoring a touchdown Sunday against the Rams, he broke out into Carlton-like dance.

Prescription drug roundup! Binge drinking cancer kids! Cell phone food yakkers! Air pollution breasts! Recipe for divorce! Ironman goes soft! Football brain damage! Home dialysis! Cancer food! It's your Wednesday Health Watch, where we watch your health—hazily!

Tailgate parties bring out the best in drunk people, but they're not always recorded. Luckily, we do have video of last weekend's LSU vs. WVU celebration, during which a masked drunk man danced suggestively to Rihanna's "Rude Boy." Watch inside.

NFL Quarterbacks have to be accurate with their passes, but this is incredible: Sports Science tests Drew Bree's accuracy throwing a football verses an Olympic archer's ability with a bow and arrow. See how Drew does, in the video.

SportsCenter held a poll for "most beloved:" Brett Favre or Wisconsin cheese. Brieng it on, Favre. I bet you Cantel who was right. The vote was a feta accompli. Okay, we're finished.