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Fox News' Brave Look Forward

Hamilton Nolan · 01/22/09 03:33PM

What will the Obama years mean for Fox News? Plenty of MSNBC bashing; Rush Limbaugh martyrdom; and conservative think tank hacks complimenting conservative media hacks. This video compilation foreshadows four years of fairness and balance.

Rove & Friends Laugh Off Shoe-Bomb

Pareene · 12/18/08 03:40PM

Oh, the fun they have on Fox & Friends. Karl Rove is brandishing a shoe and screaming "DOOCY!" and then he makes a joke about when Bush met Putin, and everyone is just having a ball.

Kathie Lee Gifford Breaks 'Twilight' Audience Into Good Girl and 'Tramp' Segments

STV · 11/24/08 06:55PM

No explanation of the Twilight Phenomenon™ would likely be complete without such sizable insights as Kathie Lee Gifford's and the authoritative cultureklatsch at Fox and Friends. The latter group's ownership of the story — as evidenced by last Friday's extraordinary investigative study of "babes" headed to the multiplex in droves — continues today with a more think-y survey of how the chaste-vampire genre trumps the more occult flavor of the Harry Potter series, but over on TodayKathie Lee diclosed the real trick nudging Twilight toward box-office immortality: Teen girls are more into romance than sex. And those who aren't will be after the dressing-down delivered here. Failing the ready availability of another tween-friendly franchise, Hollywood would do well to bottle this and sell it.

Steve Doocy Is The Only Person Still Thinking About Madonna's Breasts

Richard Lawson · 11/12/08 01:05PM

Oh Fox & Friends, you so crazy! This morning the disastrous Fox News morning Gabberwocky turned its sad wrinkly visage upon dessicated singer Madonna's atomic divorce from film director Guy Ritchie and her crazy "Madonna's Reasons Why Not" list of rules for Ritchie's child visitation rights. And in the middle of it Steve Doocy said "breast" when he meant to say "blessed." And then human Flowbee Gretchen Carlson revealed that she knows the term "Freudian." Chuckling! We are chuckling! Watch the inane clip above.

Friend of the People Lady de Rothschild Now Attacking Elitist McCain Camp

Pareene · 11/06/08 04:42PM

A while back, Hillary Clinton supporter Lady Lynn Forester de Rothschild announced her support of John McCain. De Rothschild—whose title and name, keep in mind, is Lady Lynn Forester de Rothschild—said Barack Obama was too elitist. Then, the lifelong Democrat wrote a column about how Obama's plan to raise the top marginal tax rate 4% was American Dream-destroying Communazism. So, as an idiot with no understanding of policy or ideology beyond identity politics, it's understandable that de Rothschild is on the TV defending fellow idiot Sarah Palin. John McCain's hail mary attempt to woo women voters by selecting a disastrously unqualified and wrongheaded running mate with an all-important vagina worked on precisely one woman, Lady Lynn Forester de Rothschild.

"I'm Anti-Chicken and Anti-Blood, But I'm Pro-Fox And Friends"

Hamilton Nolan · 10/29/08 04:34PM

What exactly is happening over at Fox and Friends, America's drunkest morning show? As far as we can tell, this clip shows Brian Kilmeade and Steve Doocy playing the "Who Can Stare At Each Other Longest Without Laughing?" game while reporting on a killer earthquake in Pakistan. Then they just start showing murder scene video for no reason, which really causes extensive sputtering. Why is the Fox and Friends control room making Brian Kilmeade appear to support death? Click to watch.

'Fox & Friends' Mocks Bill O'Reilly

Pareene · 09/11/08 03:47PM

Ok. A couple things to note here. The Fox and Friends morning crew are actually stupider than the stupidest people currently participating in the national discourse, because they don't understand the basic tenets of Biblical Literalism or creationism (or they're just pretending not to). But more importantly: the guy who isn't Steve Doocy totally referenced Fox mascot Bill O'Reilly's famous meltdown, on Fox, and cracked everyone up. It's... weird. This show creeps us out, even when it is "funny."

Fox & Friends' Drunk-Ass Morning

Hamilton Nolan · 08/27/08 04:04PM

Fox & Friends is not just a forum for Fox News to bash people who made fun of the network's bedbug infestation or wrote factual news stories; it's also an opportunity for the show's Beckham-loving hosts to get drunk in the morning, piss off Donald Trump, and issue warnings about Paris Hilton tossing dwarfs. Click to watch this montage of inexplicable clips, all taken from today's show. "What you need to knew..to do..to avoid a new VIRUS!"