Conservatives everywhere are still scratching themselves trying to figure out how a website called UnSkewedPolls could possibly have skewed them wrong.

NICK DOUGLAS — As U.S. intelligence has noted, the Internet harbors millions of dangerous extremists who reject reason and order in favor of hatred and terrorism. And they just won't shut up about their Macs. I've identified three of these sects (Freepers, Diggers, and YouGoobs), profiled them, and explained how to deal with them with minimal bloodshed.