Another week, another pile of encyclopedic gems Wikipedia’s heartless editors decided to cull from the herd. Luckily for you, we’re not letting them off that easy.

Full House, the television show you only watched because there were no cartoons on and only miss because you haven’t seen it in 20 years, is coming to Netflix, sex-haver John Stamos announced tonight on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

Full House and Juicy J match up surprisingly well.

That dream you had where a black-turtlenecked Tom Hanks stands alone on a stage and recites a spoken-word poem about the classic TGIF sitcom Full House?

When Candace Cameron appeared on Access Hollywood Live to talk about her book, all Billy and Kit wanted to talk about was Full House. Do her kids watch the show? (Yes.) Didn't Uncle Joey introduce her to her husband? (Yes.)

Well, this video is exactly what the headline implies—many, many instances of the pre-meth Jodie Sweetin saying her classic phrase on Full House. Did I actually just bring up her drug-addicted past? Say it with me: "How. Rude."

On today's Ellen, guest John Stamos talks about his bad hair cut in Full House, saying it looked like a "dead crow" on his head. He also talks about his initial dislike for the infant Olsen twins.

Does this man from the latest MetroPCS commercial look oddly familar? Here's a hint: He was Stephanie Tanner's Boyfriend for a day. Still not ringing any bells? Behind the jump, click to see the face that's scarred into our brains.

We received a tip from Kayla, a reader who got a strange letter in the mail that includes details about Comet, the Tanner Family's dog from Full House. TV fans, we present the evidence to you in hopes of answers.

Actor John Stamos tried to perform oral sex on a 17-year-old girl after plying her with cocaine delivered by strippers, according to the girl, who is now on trial for attempting to extort Stamos out of $680,000. Have mercy!

We here at Gawker.TV love our dads. But we really love our TV dads, for they taught us everything we'd need to know about life in under an hour. From the Danny Tanners to the Frank Costanzas, we salute you!

John Stamos and The Beach Boys rocked out on last night's Dancing With the Stars, performing a medley that included "California Girls" and "Kokomo." Last night's performance and the clip from that retro Full House episode inside!

Stephanie Tanner always knew one way to trump her adorable and perky sisters: actress Jodie Sweetin's radical 90s dance moves. Her scrunchies spinning, Full House's resident sourpuss was queen of the floor before hopping aboard the disenchanted child star express.

Someone has made a strange, looping, Phillip Glass-y video from an old Full House clip. Apparently it was some kind of art project. It stars actors from all over the world who were found on Craigslist, and goes on and on and on. We're not sure why it exists, but it does. Watch it over and over again. It's mesmerizing. Video after the jump. [From AV Club]