In a surprisingly relatable report, Page Six has the “exclusive” on what 74-year-old Ruth Madoff was doing while her husband’s Ponzi scheme was crashing to the ground: smoking a lot of weed.

Ah, Columbia J-School, the antiquated educational institution where the young and naive go to chase their crazy Woodward and Bernstein dreams. Sadly, the students there are an unsanitary horde of crumb-infested vagabonds, according to a school memo forwarded to us.