Never having had a reason to visit CBS.com, we had no idea that the crown jewel of Les Moonves' growing empire of pain had embraced the blog format, and in the process, sowed the seeds of the online medium's inevitable destruction:

No matter how many times an exasperated Jennifer Love Hewitt demonstrated how her character on The Ghost Whisperer adjusts the orientation of her breasts to tune in messages from the dead, Tyra Banks could not establish a reliable connection to the spirit world.