glaring-omissions
"He Enjoys The Life Of Having Many Prostitutes"
abalk · 09/24/07 05:00PMTom Cruise Is Not Fooling Anybody
abalk · 09/14/07 03:50PM"I Think I Have An E-Crush On Balk"
Doree Shafrir · 08/24/07 03:40PMabalk · 08/23/07 12:30PM
TV Watch's Rob Frydlewicz notices something sinister in monster Disney smash High School Musical 2: " However, one quizzical omission dawned on me as I watched. Despite its all-inclusive cast of characters (Whites, Blacks, Hispanics, mixed race, smart, dimwitted, overweight, jocks, even a kid with gay tendencies were all represented), where was the Asian-American kid?" Eh, you know how those kids are, Rob, he was probably studying quietly in the library. [TV Watch]
"The Night I Did Not Sleep with Cuba Gooding Jr."
Doree Shafrir · 08/17/07 03:20PM"Don't Worry I'm Black So This Isn't Racist"
Choire · 08/10/07 01:20PM"Just Like Fresh Needle Marks On A Heroin-Addicted Hooker's Toes"
Choire · 08/03/07 02:15PM"I Just Joined Yesterday. How Can I Be Banned?"
Doree Shafrir · 07/27/07 04:30PMForgive My Pardiness
Doree Shafrir · 07/20/07 01:50PMThere Aren't Any Gay People Where I Come From
Doree Shafrir · 07/13/07 02:00PMYou Pompass Prick
Doree Shafrir · 07/06/07 02:30PMLorenzo Borghese Is Not A Prince
Doree Shafrir · 06/29/07 12:55PMNow We Also Hate Miranda July
Emily Gould · 06/27/07 11:30AMA bunch of people are perpetually and loudly super-annoyed by indie director-author Miranda July, who is inevitably described as "elfin" or "pixieish" or "ethereal" in profiles, but we've only ever been able to get mildly peeved at her. Mostly because the ))<>(( scene in Me You and Everyone We Know made us actually squirt Coke out our nose (no, not into someone else's nose forever). But on page 32 of this month's Jane, she squandered that goodwill by recommending a book by someone that you've never heard of but who we absolutely despise. The reason you've never heard of him is that we have been doing our utmost to protect you from his spammy, retarded, deceptive, always on the verge of interesting but never actually interesting Internet stunts. But we've long been planning an all Tao Lin edition of Glaring Omissions and, well, today's the day.