Finally, something about which we can all agree with Glenn Beck: Rick Sanchez, CNN host and certified buffoon (video examples here), is "the dumbest man ever on television." Inside, video of Beck's hilarious Sanchez bash from his radio show yesterday.

Do you know what Mormons, like Glenn Beck, believe? That Native Americans are descendants of Israel whom Jesus visited, in America, after the resurrection. Yes! And here Glenn Beck is on his TV show last night hinting at that.

Tonight, Jon Stewart exposed the hypocrisy of Fox News—and of its parent company, which just gave $1 million to the GOP—related to political donations and "money trail" conspiracy theories. Oh, yeah—Stewart also impersonated Glenn Beck again. Video inside.

Glenn Beck took the most Christian route to getting his point across by mocking Nancy Pelosi's inability to say "God" in a building funded by taxpayers. Although her word choice could be considered regrettable, his are downright un-Christian.

Tonight, Jon Stewart issued a one-two punch regarding the proposed "Ground Zero Mosque." First, to President Obama for flip-flopping on his support for it, and then to Glenn Beck for criticizing another's statements about 9/11 that he'd recently made himself.

The Soup highlighted all America's biggest issues. Glenn Beck thinks it's all about Mountain Dew and Cheetos, Nancy Grace blames the booze and hot pants, and Joel McHale is just concerned about Montana Fishburne's best-selling porn.

In your evasive Thursday media column: the WSJ is becoming more like your little hometown paper, Mediaite doesn't justify itself to anyone, an alt-weekly judgment upheld, and Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck have a mystifying chat.

Today at Gawker.TV, Aubrey Plaza reflects upon her days paging at 30 Rock, a misogynistic jerk on Dating in the Dark, a very sore loser onLast Comic Standing, and Christina Hendricks first TV appearance on MTV's Undressed.

Gifted with sleight of hand from his mother and what appears to be cake-carving skills and a love of spinach from his father, Glenn Beck used his powers to work in radio and later on in television.

Last week, Glenn Beck had a typically informative, entertaining show about how the Democrats are going to enforce mandatory white-baby abortions, or whatever. At some point, Beck threw himself into conniptions watching President Obama speak, and said: "Did I slip through a worm hole in the middle of the night and this looks like America? It's like the damn planet of the apes."

This afternoon, Glenn Beck went off on a tangent about his belief that unwise government spending leads to the decay of cities. Then, he used some very energetic—and delicious!—metaphors, comparing public funding for the arts to junk food.

In your scraggly Thursday media column: CNN is proud of odd things, the Glenn Beck boycott is a failure, a lawsuit against Interview magazine, and Moe Tkacik takes DC.

Getting ready to drop a few teaspoons of pure America into his crazy cake batter, Glenn Beck decided today to randomly poke fun at The Wall Street Journal's Thomas Frank. The crazy never ceases! Video inside.

A public library in Burlington County, New Jersey has ordered all of the copies of Revolutionary Voices: A Multicultural Queer Youth Anthology removed from circulation, after a member of Glenn Beck's 9/12 Project complained about the book's content.

Republican Congressman Bob Inglis was defeated by a Tea Party-backed candidate earlier this summer. And now that he's leaving Congress, he enjoys sharing "confessions" of insane Tea Party stuff he's heard at rallies. For example: What's social security really about?

Unsatisfied with being belligerent at town hall meetings and creating racist signs, Tea Party activists are swarming on Williamsburg, Virginia this summer to ruin educational family vacations by yelling and asking costumed reenactors how to overthrow the government. Ugh.

A week ago, Glenn Beck called Brian Urlacher a neo-Nazi. This week, Glenn calls Urlacher his favorite athlete for keeping cool during Beck's joke. He then takes license to make a Klan joke.

Almost every night, Fox News host Glenn Beck helps rip off his own viewers by encouraging them to buy gold through a shady business called Goldline. Via The Big Picture, here's a great infographic showing exactly how the scam works.

[Glenn Beck's wonderful 1981 (right) and 1982 (left) high school yearbook photos have emerged. Apparently he didn't start brooding quite so much until 1982. AP images via Huffington Post]

Sarah Palin will speak at Glenn Beck's "Restoring Honor Rally" at the Lincoln Memorial, on the anniversary of Martin Luther King Jr.'s "Dream" speech. A press release claims that there "will be absolutely no politics involved," but come on.