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Last Night God Rained Down on Beyoncé—But Was It For Supporting LGBT People or Playing North Carolina?
Rich Juzwiak · 05/04/16 03:20PMBeyoncé’s Formation Tour stop last night was plagued with rain and lightning, which at one point caused the show to halt and the venue to be temporarily evacuated (Beyoncé eventually made her way back onstage to conclude her set). This is notable because the show took place in none other than the Carter-Finley Stadium in Raleigh, North Carolina—a state that has become a hotbed of controversy and ill will in the wake of Governor Pat McCrory passing the effectively anti-trans H2 “bathroom bill.” Was the storm a coincidence or pointed act of God?
Pastor Shot Six Times After Praying with Ted Cruz
Sam Biddle · 03/07/16 09:41AMGod Hates Trump
Ashley Feinberg · 02/05/16 12:55PMLast night, failed mail-order meat salesman Donald Trump decided that, tonight, he’d like to sleep in his own bed. Spotting an opportunity to strike, our great Lord above—the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the original mail-order meat salesman in a way, if you think about it—decided to pull some pranks. And now, Trump is fucked.
Donald Trump Accidentally Puts Money in Communion Plate at Iowa Church
Allie Jones · 02/01/16 09:08AMThe Gospel According to Justin Bieber
Tessa Stuart · 09/28/15 09:04PMAlabama Politician Claims God Told Him to Outlaw Saggy Pants
Hudson Hongo · 09/14/15 06:30PMRising inequality. Irreversible climate change. A possible third Grown Ups movie. These are just a few of the challenges facing America in the 21st Century. Luckily, our country is protected by our almighty creator who (when he isn’t smiting eponymous fast food chains) is apparently telling our legislators to address pressing issues like publicly exposed boxer shorts.
God to Delta: "Fuck Delta"
Hudson Hongo · 08/20/15 08:15PMGod to Wendy's: "Fuck Wendy's"
Hudson Hongo · 07/06/15 10:45PMLittle Boy Who Claimed to Die and Visit Heaven Admits He Made It Up
Sam Biddle · 01/15/15 06:10PMThere's nothing God hates more than a liar, and that's exactly what Alex Malarkey—protagonist and co-author of The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven—has just copped to being. In an open letter posted on a Christian website Tuesday, the alleged paradise tourist says "I did not die. I did not go to Heaven." Wow, we have a little sinner on our hands.
Tom Scocca · 09/10/14 02:40PM
God Almighty Sent Blake Lively a Bee Attack for Her Birthday
Caity Weaver · 08/28/14 04:05PMWith our imperfect knowledge and limited faculties constrained, as they are, by the hedges of time and space, we cannot "know," in the narrow, popularly-used sense of the word, which of the Ten Commandments Blake Lively violated that prompted God to turn her birthday into a bee hell, but it was probably 9.
God Is Having Some Problems With His Credit Rating
Jay Hathaway · 04/14/14 08:32AMHamilton Nolan · 03/31/14 07:45AM
How Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptists Are Christians, Explained
Adam Weinstein · 03/20/14 05:30PMWoody Allen Got More Applause Than God at the Oscars
Max Read · 03/03/14 12:36AMWhich ancient, neurotic pervert got more applause at the Oscars on Sunday night—Woody Allen or God?
Ken Layne · 12/31/13 11:31AM
Adam Weinstein · 12/31/13 09:30AM
Right-wing fat guy Erick Erickson fancies himself a theologian, and he whined about being bloodied by "ignorant" lefties after tweeting this. Actually, Erick, your "less than human" drivel is a self-serving anti-evangelical innovation that's at odds with N.T. Wright's position on Christian mortalism. Don't front.