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Jesus Appears in Kudzu Near Ma's Hot Dog House
Hamilton Nolan · 06/29/11 04:11PMPat Robertson's Predictably Insane Response to Gay Marriage in NY
Jim Newell · 06/27/11 03:26PMOld grifting fundie fartsack Pat Robertson is getting tired of saying it over, and over, and over again, whenever some gay stuff comes up in the news, so please pay attention this time: The more gay couples are allowed to pick up marriage certificates at the court house and file their taxes jointly, the more likely it is that America's Christian God will destroy our civilization in a fit of rage. Thanks for nothing, Andy Cuomo.
Senator Demands Investigation of NBC for Making Business Decision
Jim Newell · 06/22/11 11:02AMIt is clear that NBC hates God, after the network removed the words "Under God" from the Pledge of Allegiance during its broadcast of the U.S. Open. Can't NBC just be free to hate God like every other freedom-loving corporate person? Indiana Sen. Dan Coats says no! This omission must be explained in excruciating detail to top federal authorities.
NBC Hates God
Hamilton Nolan · 06/20/11 09:11AMPatriotic Americans everywhere rushed home from church yesterday afternoon in order to tune into the "U.S. Open" golf tournament, knowing that god, in his infinite beneficence, would understand that enthusiasm for the "U.S. Open" is part and parcel of doing His work. Imagine their shock, then, when the NBC broadcasting network failed to include the words "under god" in their introductory segment for the "U.S. Open"—which, naturally, was a sickeningly sweet montage of pseudo-patriotic images up to and including American soldiers toting around carefully folded U.S. flags, as schoolchildren reverently recited the Pledge of Allegiance. Sickeningly patriotic, yes; but not sickeningly religious. To recap: Innocent, golf-loving American children were subjected, against their will, to a television montage of relentlessly patriotic symbology that did not include the words "under god" in its rote reenactment of our national indoctrination rites.
The Joy of Atheist Sex
Seth Abramovitch · 05/19/11 11:04PMCreationists Find Cave Painting of Dinosaur
Maureen O'Connor · 03/28/11 01:17PMGood news for the oxymoronic field of creationist paleontology: A newly discovered cave painting in southeastern Utah sort of resembles a long-necked dinosaur, which means humans and dinosaurs coexisted in Utah 6000 years ago, back when the planet was new, say officials from the Creationist Museum of Petersburg, Kentucky.
The Christian 'Fuck You' Remix: 'Bless You'
Hamilton Nolan · 03/16/11 09:55AMThe New York Times trips and stumbles all over itself today in an entire article about songs with the work "Fuck" which does not contain the word "Fuck." Your prayer is answered, NYT: "Bless You," the Christian remix of Cee-Lo's blasphemous hit. Completely soothing to the easily-offended sensibilities of New York Times editors! (Except for that keyboard player.)
Did Glenn Beck Just Blame the Japanese Quake on 'Radical Islam'?
Max Read · 03/14/11 11:10PMYoung Woman Thanks God for Atheist-Killing Tsunami
Richard Lawson · 03/14/11 03:42PMA delightful young YouTube psychopath, user tamtampamela, has recorded a video in which she praises her bloodthirsty Christian god for killing all those atheist Japanese. This falls roughly in the same category as all the Facebook statusers who cited Pearl Harbor as a reason for not giving aid to the tsunami relief effort. Here are some of your terrible citizens, America! You may now resume enjoying your day.
Bible Now 100% Booty-Free
Hamilton Nolan · 03/02/11 09:27AMKevin Smith Really Wants You to Like His New Movie
Jeff Neumann · 01/24/11 08:35AMThe Most Memorable Moments of the 68th Annual Golden Globe Awards
Matt Cherette · 01/17/11 12:30AMThat One Time the Virgin Mary Visited Wisconsin
Jeff Neumann · 12/24/10 06:13AMJesus People Fight Other Jesus People, for Jesus
Hamilton Nolan · 12/20/10 03:57PMSave the Date: Jesus Is Coming in May!
Jeff Neumann · 12/02/10 07:29AMFootball Player Blames God, on Twitter, for Dropped Touchdown Pass
Max Read · 11/29/10 03:27AMLittle Kid Says He Went to Heaven, Adult News Professional Totally Believes Him
Richard Lawson · 11/18/10 04:17PMOh Fox & Friends, you never fail us. Recently, lemon-scented floor mop Gretchen Carlson invited a little boy and his father on to discuss the child's near-death experience and how, the kid claims, he went to heaven and saw God.