Snoooooze. Wasn't last night's episode boring? What happened? Nothing! Well, I mean, things happened, but nothing sexy, really. It was all about business and morals and, like, whether parolees should stay at your house and stuff. Who cares! Who among us hasn't answered the question of whether a parolee should live in our house a long time ago, and in our own way? These are mundane, well-trod topics people, and they do not make for exciting television. Sigh.

With the impending sale of Bass Industries, Chuck tries to insert himself in the company's business. Coincidentally, he has also been inserting himself into the daughter of the man buying Bass Industries. What a tangled business web Chuck has woven.

Last night on Skins' stuffy older sister, everyone was having problems with relationships. Who to trust, who to turn to, whom to seek comfort in on dark, confusing nights. What fretful, lost little creatures these kids are.

Enemies Blair and Dan found their paths unexpectedly crossing on tonight's Gossip Girl. Interning at W Magazine together, Dan and Blair quickly realize they are the best interns and go to great lengths to prove their superiority over each other.

Everyone's favorite youth Kabuki troupe has finally returned to the airwaves after a long winter's nap. How did we find our friends? Wholly changed? Born anew? Some! Some are different! Others remain, alas, mostly the same.

Willingly involved! You never know a guy until you do, huh? Also today: A Ouija board movie directed by McG sure is going to be good, Camille Grammer is to retire on Frasier money, and Illeana Douglas news.

Now that we've heard the pipes on Leighton singing in Country Strong, I think we can all agree that the Gossip Girl makes a better country songstress than a talk/rapping pop star. Listen to both of her songs inside.

Ahhh sweet resolution! Well, almost resolution. The half-season arc of Whatever Happened to Baby Serena is finally drawing to a close, and last night some answers were finally dragged kicking and screaming into the light.

Juliet's manipulation of Serena into a mental hospital has the Gossip Girl gang delving into Serena's past. In Connecticut, Dan and Blair investigate Serena's history with Juliet. In the hospital, Serena searches her past for where she went wrong.

[Former real-life couple Blake Lively and Penn Badgley get intimate on the "Gossip Girl" set. Photo via Bauer-Griffin]

Last night was the worst Thanksgiving ever! Not only was Blair wearing a 1983 Waffle House plastic tablecloth as a dress, but Serena was basically ruined as a human being. No one trusts or likes her anymore. Or do they?

The last episode of Gossip Girl ended badly for Serena Van Der Woodsen. This week begins poorly for Serena as she wakes up drugged in a sleazy Queens motel. And, if urban legends are true, her kidneys are probably gone.

Set your phasers to fun! Last night's Gossip Girl was so full of intrigue is was like a carnival ride through the tunnel of mysteries. If said tunnel was dimly lit and didn't make much sense.

Blair and Chuck are together! Blair and Chuck are apart! The Gossip Girl couple spends most of tonight's episode jumping from one relationship extreme to another, only to have their love extinguished by women trying to hold back Blair's ambition.

Oh my god this show is still on. Still on! After all those twists and turns and lover's burns, it soldiers on. Despite everything, it believes it is still interesting at heart.

After last week's intense reunion sex, Chuck and Blair returned to classic form on this week's Gossip Girl. The pair's reconciliation was marked by banter, tension, and more reunion sex in various places.

["Gossip Girl" actress Leighton Meester shooting a perfume commercial in New York over the weekend. Photo via Pacific Coast News]

Last night's episode of everyone's favorite mystery series was so full of scheming and plotting and double-crossing and other shenanigans that it nearly gave one whiplash. Slow down, Gossip Girl! You move too fast for our feeble minds.

Tonight's episode of Gossip Girl continued rolling out the cameos that have come to define the show's fourth season. Last week gave Tim Gunn. This week? A chocolate-covered Rachel Zoe and Robyn.

[Singer-actress Taylor Momsen outside the Roxy in LA. Photo via Splash]