Budding starlet Blake Lively splits up with boyfriend and Gossip Girl costar Penn Badgley. Charlie Sheen blames his naked hotel rampage on an "allergic reaction." Boy George throws a drink at a fan. Wednesday's gossip is happy it's over.

On last night's episode we saw the terrible lemur's return of one Jennifree Q. Humphrey, Brooklyn's most hated daughter, the Sephora eyeliner department's most loyal customer, and our favorite character. And by "favorite" we mean "make her go away."

Tonight's Gossip Girl was full of cameos from the likes of Ivanka Trump and Isaac Mizrahi. However, the biggest cameo came from sartorial sage Tim Gunn stopping by for Jenny Humphrey's Parsons admission interview.

[Chace Crawford of "Gossip Girl" with a gentleman friend on the set. Photo via Splash]

Oh goodness! Welcome to Intrigue University, population: The cast of Gossip Girl! So much happened last night on America's Next Worst Dance Crew that it's hard to even comprehend. Seriously, so little of it made any sense.

On this week's Gossip Girl, Chuck Bass advanced his war on Blair by moving into a place she felt safe. Chuck took the battle to Columbia University in the City of New York.

[Taylor Momsen filming "Gossip Girl" in New York. Photo via Splash]

[Taylor Momsen dons a mask and gown for a scene in Gossip Girl where she goes on a cannibalistic rampage at the Vienna Opera Ball. Serial killers like to play dress-up sometimes, too. Image via Bauer-Griffin.]

Last night's installment of Edith Wharton's Kidz Korner was all about lies and betrayals, mistrust and secrecy. It was also about a new haircut and a red dress that were worse than all that other stuff.

Despite their heartfelt Parisian talk, Chuck and Blair have hit the nadir of their relationship. Things have gone so poorly that Chuck went martial and declared war on Blair.

Whether the rich, beautiful youngsters on Gossip Girl are going to Columbia, raping teens, or attending to Fashion's Night Out there's only one thing that matters: power. Who has it, who wants it, and who comes out on top?

Gossip Girl is a program of inevitabilities. The show cycles through weekly fashion galas, daily Humphrey family horrors, and season Blair/ Serena showdowns. Along with the premiere's Parisian duel, tonight's episode almost gave season four a second smack down.

Au Revoir, Paris! Bonjour, Stinktown. Last night was the last of our two faaaabulous Paris-set episodes, in which we saw Blair and Charlene Bass reunited, among other dramatic things.

Gossip Girl kept the world in suspense as Chuck Bass considered leaving his world to become normal guy Henry Prince. Blair Waldorf had other plans. Using her charm and some awkward banter, Blair gave Chuck a lot to consider.

[Traveling pants cultist Blake Lively filming "Gossip Girl" with Joan's husband from "Mad Men" in New York today. Image: Bauer-Griffin]

Here's a trailer for Single White Roommate The Roommate, a college-set thriller about a pretty girl (ragin' Minka Kelly) with a roommate (Leighton Meester, of Gossip Girl), who turns into an obsessed insane person. Who rips out bellybutton rings!

PBS's Masterpiece Theater series has returned for a fourth season, bringing more Whartonesque New York City social wheeling and dealing. Well, New York and, this time, Paris! A couple of our kids traveled across the pond and made mischief.

While the season premiere of Gossip Girl had exotic locales, scandalous extravagance, illegitimate infants, and cat fights, Chuck Bass was missing in action. The ending presented a healthy serving of Bass and explained his whereabouts since being shot. Video inside.

In celebration of 9/02/10, maven of teenage melodrama Josh Schwartz reintroduced the internet to a clip that brings Gossip Girl's credits from the Upper East Side to California's most famous zip code.

[Taylor Momsen heads to work on the "Gossip Girl" set. Image: Bauer-Griffin]