• Lenny Kravitz tells Maxim: "Where I'm at in life, the women have got to come with something else, not just the body, but the mind and spirit. It usually trips them out, but that's the way it's going to be." [P6]

The New York Observer's George Gurley: such a heartbreaker. Who knew? The louche reporter, a throwback to days when journalists still drank and stayed out late, proposed over the Christmas holidays to his girlfriend Hilly, who features often in his writing. One former girlfriend, Baroness Sheri de Borchgrave, has not given up. "We could be such a perfect couple. I will not give up hope," she says. How romantic, except that it was Page Six to which she bared her heart.

• Hills robot Heidi Montag wears a tiny bikini, Clarin's suncream and little else. [Hollywood Tuna]

• Otherwise levelheaded Owen Wilson and scientologist Will Smith are being "driv[en] ... crazy" by Men's Vogue, which totally promised them the cover. [Daily News]

• Mogul progeny are so hot right now! "Talent scout" Andrew Freston, son of former Viacom CEO Tom Freston, fought off the advances of two ladies, including Brittny Gastineau.[NYP]
  

• Amy Fisher, who can't make up her mind if she's happy or sad about her new sex tape, is DJ'ing at Retox Friday night. According to the press release, "The controversial sex video which Amy Fisher is featured will be displayed their.[sic]"
  

• Britney Spears loses custody of her fifth legal team in her ill-fated attempt to take care of her kids. [P6]
  

• Hills victim Heidi Montag has a new set of lips to suck with. [US Magazine]

• Vogue editor Lauren Davis's wedding to a rich foreigner is very important! It will be held on a private island! Each of the nine bridesmaids will wear a dress by a different designer! ""You can expect the entire young Paris Match, Hola and Hello crowds for this event," someone predicted. Care, care! [Page Six]
  

• Despite yesterday's DUI, 'OC' star Mischa Barton will still host a party in Vegas this Saturday. [Page Six]
  

• "I'm very organized and controlled, and need to go to bed at night knowing what I'm going to wear the next morning," says David Beckham. Hey, that's exactly the kind of thing that makes someone sexy not sexy suddenly. [P6]

• Are you interested in knowing about Barron Hilton's 16-year-old alleged love life? Are you going to be following the trials and tribulations of young Barron? Are you signing on for the long haul with him—the future inheritance intrigues, the nightclubs and arrests and girls and gay rumors and God-knows-whats? You may feel free to do so. On the other hand! Perhaps you will take a pass, permanently. Maybe the spirit of the Christmas season will encourage you to fund an emergency therapeutic intervention! This is your choose-your-own-adventure moment; if you want to invest in this latest narrative, click here. [Page Six]

• "We hear that toothsome twosome Blake Lively and Penn Badgley — whose uptown/downtown relationship keeps ['Gossip Girl'] sizzling — have quietly started dating in real life." [Gatecrasher]

• Did you know that Sarah Ferguson, the one-time Duchess of Pork, retains publicist Howard Rubenstein? In any event, she is "not" dating "dashing Norwegian frozen-food czar Geir Frantzen, who at 40 is eight years her junior." You can't make this stuff up. OR CAN YOU! [P6]

• Kate Moss is steamed about love slob Doherty's scheme to pimp "raunchy" home vids for Beeb! [P6]

• Because she is the same kind of girl we are, Jennifer Lopez found two (2) ex-boyfriends in attendance at Harvey Weinstein's wedding. That always makes it really hard to hook up behind your new husband's back, we have found! [P6]

• Caribbean fisherman fracas blocks harbors, possibly endangers movie semi-mogul Harvey Weinstein's honeymoon; the big man and his wifey have rented Denise Rich's yacht for half a million bucks for two weeks, regarding which we wonder: Why is benefit-addict Denise Rich always renting everything out? Her Southampton house, her boat... doesn't she just ever loan anyone anything? [Page Six]

• Grammy-nominated scary sad trainwreck Amy Winehouse is being questioned in a witness-tampering plot related to her husband's assault trial. [NYP]
  

• Heidi Montag's song 'Touch Me' is online and it makes you realize how talented Britney Spears is. [P*r*z, sorry!]
  

• The producers of MTV hit 'The Hills' may sometimes manipulate storylines and tweak outcomes! Also, Lauren Conrad was drunk at the season finale afterparty! [Page Six]