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Which Star Can't Have an Orgasm?

Brian Moylan · 02/15/11 10:55AM

This sexy lady's current paramour can't bring her to climax! This Oscar-nominated actress is cheating with a costar and this celebrity is cheating on his similarly-famous wife—with another man. At least the cheaters are getting off!

Which Athlete Has a Very Gay Valentine?

Brian Moylan · 02/14/11 10:50AM

This sports star dates women publicly, but he's already given his heart to another man. This on-screen couple is being blackmailed with naked pictures by a prostitute, and this banker thinks he is more important than he really is. They're all just playing the game.

Which Singer Gets Happy Endings from His Private Masseuse?

Brian Moylan · 02/11/11 11:01AM

The rock star has a woman on staff to deal with his needs. This actor gets lap dances in his trailer during his lunch break. This magazine editor used to get her hair blow dried daily. We all have our indulgences.

Which Two Closeted Actors Were Making Out at the Super Bowl?

Brian Moylan · 02/10/11 10:58AM

Both these gay TV studs are in the closet, but they were in each others' arms in Dallas. This Twilight star's ex says he's impotent because of steroids. This gay actor recently had a fling with woman. Does he need to go back in the closet?

Which Actor Divorced His Wife for a New Boyfriend and a New Beard?

Brian Moylan · 02/08/11 10:55AM

1. "This award-winning actor has always led a double life. He married his beard, but it was never a real marriage. Just a business partnership. Then he got a new acting gig… and a new twink boyfriend… and a new beard. Poor wifey, right? Not at all. She knew what the deal was all along. Besides, she's not exactly moping around her gilded cage of a house. She's had a boyfriend in the wings the whole time." [Blind Gossip]

Which Tween Star Caught an STD?

Brian Moylan · 02/07/11 10:12AM

She got it from her much older boyfriend. This actor went to the Super Bowl so he wouldn't seem gay, this actress has been in the loony bin, and this older actor is exhausted by his new, younger lover. At least she didn't give him anything he can't get rid of!

Which Academy Award Nominee Is Cheating on Her Husband?

Brian Moylan · 02/04/11 10:54AM

There's a whole lot of cheating going on between this Oscar-caliber lady and another couple. This actress is hooked on blow, this magazine editor made his girlfriend get an abortion, and this actor isn't as tough as he seems.

Which Actress Is a Cutter?

Brian Moylan · 02/03/11 10:51AM

She even carved the name of her show into her thigh. This pregnant actress is going to dump her man after awards season and another actress will dump her man if he doesn't get her pregnant. Everyone has priorities.

Which Celebrity Will Appear on Hoarders?

Brian Moylan · 02/02/11 10:40AM

His mansion is apparently packed full of junk. These co-stars were snorting lines at an awards show, this reality star is addicted to pills, this actor is a drunk, and this actress can't stop the laxatives. Everyone's addicted to something!

Which Married Actor Spent the Night with a Beautiful Actress?

Brian Moylan · 02/01/11 10:54AM

If an affair happens at Sundance, it's business! This actor is waiting for the Oscars to dump his wife, this actress is divorcing her drunk husband, and this power-gay was selling access to his famous boyfriend. Relationships are complicated.

Which Athlete Is the Latest to Have a Sex Tape?

Brian Moylan · 01/31/11 10:42AM

Since he didn't take care of his mistress she's taking it public. This actress has herpes, this actor needs Viagra, and this actress loaded up on swag at Sundance. That's how you live large without selling a sex tape.

Which Star Gave a Baby up for Adoption?

Brian Moylan · 01/28/11 10:48AM

Everyone knew about the breakup, but she kept the baby very quiet. This Real Housewife is telling lies and this actress had a drug-fueled threeway with another couple. If that leaked out, how did someone keep having a baby quiet?

Which Rocker Has the World's Smallest Penis?

Brian Moylan · 01/26/11 10:54AM

He may have dated supermodels, but that doesn't mean he's not extra small down there. This actor is extra kinky and likes to expose himself in nightclubs. Let's hope that, unlike the rocker, he's a shower.

Which Pregnant Actress Has a Famous Cheating Husband?

Brian Moylan · 01/25/11 10:58AM

While a bun's in her oven, her husband is cooking with another celeb. This Olympian is carrying drunk girls home, and this star is upset about a comedian's joke. Remember, being famous is no laughing matter!

Which Singer Is Suspected in a Family Member's Death?

Brian Moylan · 01/24/11 10:59AM

The police say the death was natural, but the family has other ideas. This TV star got a judge to keep his cheating secret and this comedian is now a lesbian. Damn, these days gossip has a body count.