This guy is the master of the in and out—of the closet, that is. He should meet this closeted singer, who's playing it straight. Add a married baseballer and a fledgling fashion designer and it's quite a party!
He cheats on his wife by wearing his famous girlfriend's clothes while she spanks him. This famous couple is only together for PR and another couple is in turmoil right before her baby is born. Is any pair happy anymore?
The editors are figuring out if the fee the photographer wants is worth the circulation bump. And who's the star, anyway? The cast members of this show don't like a management shakeup. Maybe they should take it to the press.
Looks like the help has really been planting some fertile seeds. This younger spouse is ruining her older husband's career, and this DJ got caught stealing. We guess these people will reap what they sow.
He brought a beard to a fashion show but only had eyes for guys in specs. This star is supporting her meth-addled ex and this reality star is dating a former stalker. But does he wear glasses?
Both the actress and her "boyfriend" would rather the company of older men. This actress got some nookie backstage at fashion week, and this actor calls his junk "juggernaut." We hear there's an actress' boyfriend who'd like to see it!
They've barely said, "Let's do it," since saying, "I do." This tween star has a yen for charity work, and this television cast can't get along. The only thing that would make their relationship worse is getting married!
It's fashion week, and with all that booze and all those parties gossip is sure to follow. Today we've got stripping models, a hectoring actress, crash diets, smarmy male models, sex in the front row, and a slew of others.
This woman is both Momma Rose and Gypsy Rose Lee! An actress loves to laugh at her famously short husband, and this actress has some incredible demands in her rider. She wants everything to come up roses.
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The very-allergic actor was rushed to the hospital after his co-star slipped him some peanuts as a prank. This actor is in the closet and this star got grabby with a flight attendant. Maybe he just wanted more peanuts?
"Girls Gone Wild" boss and Douche of the Decade Joe Francis is suing to stop the sale of former employee Ryan Simkin's tell-all book. But Simkin gave us an excerpt (below)—involving Paris Hilton smuggling coke and ecstasy, sexxxily.
They don't work for the show in question, they work in the world's oldest profession. This fitness guru is a coke head, and this star lost his virginity on a roller coaster. Do you think pros charge extra for that?
She's raising her mentally-ill sister's child on the DL. This actor is so horny he's bi, this rock star made a sex tape with a band mate, and this star wants to get paid for charity appearances. What a baby!
Her married lover convinced her she was too young to be a mother. This aging rocker hits on his granddaughter's friends and a fantastic item about cast members of 90210 and Saved by the Bell. Everyone's living in the past!
Her milkshake didn't bring the boy to the yard, because he dumped her. This tennis star is bedding a real princess, this singer does interviews wasted, and a TV star lies about her diet. Maybe she should try milkshakes?
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Looks like she's doubling her chances of a date on Saturday night. These costars scored with a set of twins, this actor is doing too much coke, and there's something going on with gorillas. We wonder if Snooki's involved?
But if she's not 21, how did she even get in the club in the first place? The Emmys brought awkward moments for a bunch of love-lorn actors and this star was banned from a hotel for bad behavior.
This momma's boy couldn't even do his own dumping! Several movie stars raised money for a needy makeup artist, a famous dad is sick of his kids, and this celeb was fired from Abercrombie. That's still better than the Gap.