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Which Musician Had Gay Sex to Get a Record Deal?

Brian Moylan · 12/19/11 10:08AM

This big deal recording artist had to sleep with a man to get to where he is. This celeb couple loves to play with other famous pairs and these two costars don't talk on set. I guess sleeping with each other to get ahead is out of the question.

Which Latina Legend Is Being Cheated On?

Leah Beckmann · 12/16/11 10:00AM

This Latina star truly has it all, including a new STD from her philandering partner. Which downtrodden musician is begging his ex-wife for some (much needed) cash? Today's blind item stars are totally are losing it.

Which Two Famous Actors Like to Hook Up with Each Other?

Brian Moylan · 12/15/11 10:10AM

These two A-listers enjoy each other's company in bed, and are sometimes joined by one's wife. This actress is pretending that she found god, and this actress donates her entire wardrobe to charity once a year. Some people need to invent excuses to go shopping.

Which Actor Can't Afford His Electric Bill?

Brian Moylan · 12/14/11 10:03AM

This actor spent too much money trying to look rich and now his lights are going to be shut off. This celebrity hired a surrogate and she's living on the "Lower West Side" of Manhattan. Does that exist? This actress fed homeless people at her house. Maybe she can take in that deadbeat actor.

Which Actor Has an Impossibly Small Penis?

Brian Moylan · 12/13/11 10:23AM

This actor not only has a tiny dick but sucks in bed. This sitcom star had a secret about Natalie Wood's death, this celeb's pregnancy is a total fake, and this actress is making bank off staged paparazzi pictures. We all have our secrets and shortcomings.

Which Two Actresses Are Secret Lovers and Potential Oscar Nominees?

Brian Moylan · 12/12/11 10:05AM

These two actresses both have Oscar buzz for the same category, but few are buzzing about their secret lesbian relationship. Which reality star has offered to carry a baby for her famous infertile sister? Today's blind items are all about girl power.

Which Actress Finds Tricks and Drugs Online?

Brian Moylan · 12/08/11 09:45AM

This struggling thespian meets guys on the internet for sex hoping they'll buy her drugs. This reality show couple has a dirty secret and this actress wants a hot young man to be her beard. Maybe she can find one online.

Which Comedian's Wife Is Sleeping with His Famous Best Friend?

Brian Moylan · 12/07/11 10:07AM

This comedian's wife is bedding down with her husband's celebrity best friend who is married to a famous TV host. This couple is back together because she's pregnant and the cast of this show just can't get along. Maybe they should try some spouse swapping?

Which Actor Had a Twilight Star Fired from His New Movie?

Brian Moylan · 12/06/11 10:05AM

This insecure actor ensured that a Twilight actor wasn't costarring in his new movie. This famous family has a bastard child, this actor hates his transgender sister, this family is being torn apart by a gay sibling, and this actress wants to fuck Bradley Cooper. That's so much more fun than all this family feuding.

Which Movie Star is a Glenn Beck Fanatic?

Brian Moylan · 12/05/11 09:04AM

This movie star is not a Hollywood liberal, instead he's always watching Glenn Beck and ranting about "liberal socialists." This actress has weird eating habits and this NFL star was a jerk to his fans. Sounds like something Glenn Beck would do.

Robert Pattinson Leaves Bar With Mystery New Girl-Lady

Lauri Apple · 12/04/11 06:30PM

Last night Robert Pattinson went to the Los Angeles bar La Poubelle (French for "dirty cheater") and hung out with actress Sarah Roemer, who once worked with his accidental wife Kristen Stewart on a movie. Suspiciously, Stewart was not with them. Did they canoodle?

Which Actress Doesn't Know Who Is the Father of Her Baby?

Brian Moylan · 12/02/11 09:37AM

This actress is waiting to announce she's pregnant until she figures out who the daddy is. This reality star is trying to discredit a blogger for writing about her dirty past, this reality star likes her images Photoshopped, and this actor is cheating on his wife. Could he be the babydaddy?

Which Actor's Mom Is Dating His Best Friend?

Brian Moylan · 12/01/11 09:54AM

This actor's mother brought his childhood best friend to Thanksgiving dinner as her "boyfriend." This actor got busy in a (don't think it was Burger King) bathroom and this actress is a crazy freak in bed. Just wait. In 20 years, she'll be dating her son's best friend!

Kris Humphries: 'Kim Needed a Groom to Fuel Ratings'

Lauri Apple · 12/01/11 07:09AM

Fartastical fraud victim Kris Humphries has pressed on with his belief that he was merely a plot device used by his temporary wife Kim Kardashian to boost ratings. "I felt like I was on a fast roller coaster and couldn't get off when now I know I probably should have," TMZ quotes the genteel giant as saying. "I got caught up in the hoopla and the filming of the TV show." It happens.

Which Director Donates His Sperm to Lesbian Couples?

Brian Moylan · 11/30/11 10:20AM

This much-celebrated director lends his sperm to any lesbian couple who asks. This singer is sleeping with all of Hollywood's young actresses, and this Oscar-winner is mean behind Kim Kardashian's back but afraid of saying anything to her face. Coward!

Oh No—Kourtney Kardashian Is Pregnant Again

Lauri Apple · 11/30/11 06:51AM

Kourtney Kardashian of the French reality show "Les Kardashiennes" is with child for the second time to Scott Disick, the 99 Cents Only store's answer to Patrick Bateman. Gah, why does she let that creepy guy keep touching her? Oh yes, because he's the ElephantPenis Man. Sigh.

Which Actor Took His Kid on a Drug Deal?

Brian Moylan · 11/29/11 10:04AM

This actor's toddler was in the car when he bought drugs. These celebrity BFFs are having difficulties and this famous couple is getting really into coke. Good thing they have nannies!

Which Twilight Actor Has an Odd Cocaine Habit?

Brian Moylan · 11/28/11 09:50AM

This Twilight star cut his body out of the posters and has people snort coke off of it? This singer did crack with homeless people on Thanksgiving and this mogul has a thing for burgers. We all have our drugs!