This actress got angry calls from her mother's friends to help her pay for medical costs. This singer is giving everyone STDs, this actress wants security for her kids, and this actress can't work because she has hepatitis. She might need help with her own bills soon.
This actress might have been carrying another man's baby when she walked down the aisle. This actress is screwing her director (that's original!) and this family is going to have a more complicated Thanksgiving than the Kardashians. Unless the family is the Kardashians. Hmmm...
These actresses made the ends meet with the world's oldest profession. This actress is ashamed of her old job. And this actress is running a welfare scheme. They all work hard for their money, so you better treat them right!
This closeted actor set his closeted actor boyfriend on a date with a person of the transgender persuasion. This reality star stole her boyfriend from another man, and this NFL star wants to start fighting for gay civil rights. Finally some gay gossip worth reporting.
This actor is a terror to his wife and kids when he's not getting work. This famous couple isn't as close to reconciling as they'd like us to believe. All these lies make me want to rage!
Text-messaging: It's so convenient! But also so inappropriate in certain social situations—like when proposing marriage, proposing divorce, proposing litigation...hm, am I missing one? Oh yes, this one: When telling friends to erase text messages that might derail your Justin Bieber-related baby scheme. Looking at U, Mariah Yeater.
This actress dropped the N bomb at the Victoria's Secret fashion show. This other actress knows her husband is cheating. And this couple is really a gay man and his beard. Wonder what sort of names our actress would call him!
This Real Housewife talks about sex but won't say she's gay. The actors and directors on this gay-themed film won't talk about their love lives. This bi actress is getting back with her girlfriend, and this actor is banging a chick on set. Finally, some straight people in Hollywood!
This Twilight star is trying to hide her pregnancy until after the premiere. This actress helped out a crew member in need, another actress lived in a shit-stained apartment, and a reality star is helping these three gay actors stay in the closet. That's nothing. It's easier to hide a man's sexual orientation than a baby bump!
This actor married a male-to-female transsexual and no one knew. These two "straight" actors are dating, and this actor is addicted to plastic surgery. The only thing he hasn't had done is a gender reassignment!
This TV star is having trouble at work and at home because she can't stop cutting her arms. This teen superstar broke up with his girlfriend so he went off for some rebound sex—with a guy he met at a gay club. Hopefully there were no razors involved.
This actor had an affair with his famous best friend's teenage daughter. This gay reality star won't come out. This actor is getting more screen time by sleeping with the producer. And this celeb's daughter has a messy room and a messy coke habit. Hollywood kids these days!
This A-list actor is sleeping with actresses younger and hotter than he is. This older actor had a stroke after having sex with a much younger actress. And this actor spent Halloween with his girlfriend and love child rather than his wife and kids. If she finds out, he might get something worse than a stroke.
This pop start was trying to sext her manager but sent them to her husband instead. Oops! This actress is sleeping with a co-star and a female production assistant, and this actor is getting fans pregnant. The evidence he's cheating is way more obvious than naked pictures in texts!
For the past week, American's finest news institutions—those self-identified defenders of journalistic propriety against the teeming online hordes—have been tripping over themselves to publish vague, contextless, detail-free, anonymous accusations about the sex life of presidential candidate. Hey, that's our job!
This MTV reality star says that "it's not gay if someone else is doing the sucking." This Real Housewife lets her dog poop in stores. This couple is about to divorce, and this TV star is known as "Kinky Katie." Does that mean she likes same-sex loving too?
This A-lister has a rare disease that's affecting his work. This singer mouthed off about her rival, and these network co-stars are having an affair. Now that is certainly not a rare condition.
