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Sex With 33 Girls 'Too Much' for Old Berlusconi

Jeff Neumann · 03/16/11 07:35AM

Alleged Italian sex fiend Silvio Berlusconi, in an interview with opposition newspaper La Repubblica, says charges filed against him claiming that he had sex with 33 prostitutes at his legendary "bunga bunga" parties are "without sense." Why is that? Because, he told the paper, "even though I am a little brat ... 33 girls in two months seems like too much even for a 30 year old." But having sex 13 times with an underage prostitute, well, that's a different story.

Mitt 'Everyman' Romney Wears Snazzy, Youthful Dungarees

Jim Newell · 03/09/11 12:03PM

Since likely presidential candidate Willard "Mitt" Romney is going to be the next Barack Obama, he needs to dress in a way that shows his unbreakable bond with America's youth culture. He's realizing that the blue blazer and slacks look might incorrectly pigeonhole him as a "square." But what to wear?

Kid Vomits Spectacularly During Choir Performance

Marie Bardi · 02/15/11 01:45PM

Possibly owing to nerves, a rotten school lunch, or maybe even a nasty vendetta against the girl in front of him, this kid simply cannot resist the urge to blow chunks on stage. Bravo!

Barack Obama's Beach Covered in Poop

Jim Newell · 12/23/10 04:40PM

Rainstorms have caused 14 Hawaiian sewer pipes to overflow, at least four of which spilled into the waterway where the Obamas are vacationing. Hawaii has issued a "brown water warning." Will Barack Obama "man up" and swim in this poopwater?