Two men have been arrested and charged with attempted murder after shooting a man who had just been released from prison after completing a 15-year sentence. According to the New York Post, the victim was the subject of a 15-year-long grudge.

The town of Gloversville, New York—population 16 thousand—isn't big enough for two ice cream trucks. Or one man's anger-management issues.

Did you know that it's Jay Leno's birthday? David Letterman did, and on tonight's Late Show he used that fact as an opportunity to remind the world once again that he despises Leno. We get it, Dave, we get it.

The Winklevoss Twins—the hunky identical twins who claim Mark Zuckerberg stole the idea for Facebook from them at Harvard—are still hopping mad! Apparently you can't even interview them without being inundated with the tiniest details of Zuckerberg's betrayal.

How can this possibly be? He lost the role of Anchorman's Brian Fantana and the lead in Dinner for Schmucks to Rudd, and also an intense poker game some time ago. Yeah, that'll bruise a man's ego.

Vogue editrix Anna Wintour is campaigning against a restaurant looking to open near her West Village townhouse. She even testified against it last night. Ever since Bob Marley broke her heart, she really has a thing against Jamaican food, apparently.

Hamilton Nolan has taken frequent aim at 'pansexual' self-promoter and editor Neal Boulton's public antics, usually with a disclosure that Genre magazine never paid him $250 for a story Boulton assigned. Today, they bury that hatchet. A letter from Boulton: