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Andy Cush · 11/02/15 10:57AMAlleged Gun-Toting Subway Masturbator Identified as Retired NYPD Cop
Jay Hathaway · 10/22/15 03:54PMConcealed Gun Carrier Charged for Allegedly Shooting at Shoplifters in Home Depot Parking Lot
Jay Hathaway · 10/13/15 12:23PMIt Might Take Some Good Guys With Dildos to Keep Guns Off the U. Texas Campus
Jay Hathaway · 10/12/15 12:17PMOne Dead, Three Injured After Shooting at Northern Arizona University
Kelly Conaboy · 10/09/15 07:30AMWoman With Concealed-Carry License Shoots at Home Depot Shoplifters, May Not Face Charges
Jay Hathaway · 10/07/15 04:42PMThe Gun Control Movement Needs Its Own Pro-Life Fanatics
Alex Pareene · 10/06/15 11:28AMBen Carson Calls For Arming Kindergarten Teachers
Hamilton Nolan · 10/06/15 08:47AMTrump Announces His Second Official Position: Support for Nationwide Concealed-Carry
Andy Cush · 09/18/15 02:19PMUntil today, Donald Trump’s campaign website had a “positions” page that outlined his stance on just a single issue: immigration. (Deport every undocumented person and build a wall along the border with Mexico.) Now he’s got a second position, on gun control. Congratulations, Donald! Chugging right along.
Someone Broke Into Dan Bilzerian's House and Went Straight for the Guns
Jay Hathaway · 09/08/15 03:51PMInstagram’s walking Entourage, Dan Bilzerian, enjoys many things—money, women, hurling women off his roof—but perhaps the thing he enjoys most is firearms. He owns many, many guns, and they’re quite well-documented on his social media accounts. That’s how an alleged burglar or burglars must have known right where to go during a break-in at Bilzerian’s leased Hollywood Hills mansion Friday night.
Woman Pulls Gun on Teens at Park, Claims It Was for Self-Defense
Jay Hathaway · 09/02/15 09:10AMA woman who pulled a gun on three teenagers in a suburban St. Louis park last Wednesday claimed it was just for self-defense, but said she would have used the weapon if she had to. The incident was the climax of a neighborhood dispute that had been building since earlier that day, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported.
John McAfee Arrested While Armed and High as Hell on Xanax
Sam Biddle · 08/07/15 09:27AMRick Perry: We Need More Guns in Movie Theaters
Ashley Feinberg · 07/27/15 12:25PMOn Sunday, Rick Perry attempted to stand out from the (already spectacularly incompetent) pool of GOP hopefuls with one of the dumbest responses to the Lafayette shooting yet. In an interview with CNN, the Texas governor said that “it makes a lot of sense” to allow more people to carry guns into gun-free zones like movie theaters.
Gun Nut Bobby Jindal Suspends His Campaign After Theater Shooting
Jay Hathaway · 07/24/15 10:15AMAndrew Cuomo Just Suspended Part of His Own Gun Control Plan
Brendan O'Connor · 07/11/15 10:15AMOn Friday, in a deal with the State Senate’s Republican majority, Governor Andrew Cuomo (alignment: chaotic evil) agreed to suspend a plan requiring background checks on ammunition sales. This would seem to undermine at least in part the signature gun control measures he passed in his first term as governor.
Beer Pong Player Distracts Opponent With Gun, Accidentally Shoots Two
Jay Hathaway · 07/08/15 12:50PMThe rules of beer pong vary from region to region—Is blowing allowed? When can you rerack the cups? What should we pee on and whose dad is getting us all jobs after graduation?—but it’s universally understood that defenders should create a distraction while their opponents are shooting. That distraction probably shouldn’t be a gun, though.
Former CNN Anchor Caught in the Middle of Motel Room Shoot Out
Gabrielle Bluestone · 07/02/15 02:09PMDon't Fucking Touch the Queen's Guard
Gabrielle Bluestone · 06/26/15 09:55AMSure, the Queen’s Guard look approachable with their funny hats and their silly formations, but don’t you even try it!!!!!!