guns

Jose Canseco Blew His Middle Finger Off While Cleaning His Gun

Allie Jones · 10/29/14 07:07AM

Former MLB slugger and avid Twitter user Jose Canseco had an accident last night. According to his fiancé, Leila Knight, Canseco shot himself in his left hand while cleaning his semiautomatic handgun. She told TMZ the shot "ripped through the middle finger on his left hand."

Louisiana Restaurant Offers 10 Percent Discount for Gun-Toting Customers

Aleksander Chan · 09/29/14 12:08PM

As any American looking to eat out on a budget, I'm not one to pass up a great deal, and this one is arguably better than the McDonald's value menu: Bring your gun to Bergeron's Restaurant in Port Allen, La. and get 10 percent off your order for making the owner feel "safer." "I just need to see a weapon. I need you to be carrying a gun," Kevin Cox told NBC33.

High School Band Tries Out Half-Baked Gun Raffle for Fundraiser

Gabriella Paiella · 09/24/14 10:20PM

As public schools across the country struggle to keep their music programs afloat, school bands need to get creative about where they're getting their money. Bake sales and car washes were apparently not cutting it for Comeaux High School—so their school band decided to try to raffle off 52 guns. To extend the fun, they planned to draw one lucky winner each week in 2015.

NRA Goes After a Female Gun Control Advocate as Only the NRA Can

Adam Weinstein · 08/25/14 03:10PM

Shannon Watts, the head of the pro-gun-regulation group Moms Demand Action, is a mom. The National Rifle Association hates Watts. So it wrote a blistering profile of her. And dressed her up as a cutout mom with kitchen and housekeeping accoutrements, because moms oughta know their place!

No Charges for "Nervous" Grandma Who Shot 7-Year-Old Grandson

Adam Weinstein · 08/21/14 01:36PM

What is a good reason to keep a loaded gun on a nightstand near your preteen grandkids and fire indiscriminately at one of them in the dark? According to the United States' legal consensus, being afraid is enough, because the United States is full of irrational, scared, armed citizens, and God bless 'em, huh?