Before he became the huge, jacked up star of stage and screen you know today, Hugh Jackman was a lowly gym teacher trying to get young boys at England's Uppingham School to climb that damn rope and quit flicking their towels at each other in the locker room.

Brad Ferro, the NYC high school gym teacher who punched Jersey Shore's lovable pet Snooki in the face, is being fired. If they fire all gym teachers who drunkenly punch women, who will be left to teach dodgeball? [TMZ]