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Ladies: Exercise Is More Important Than Your Hair
Hamilton Nolan · 12/18/12 04:00PMHampton U Dean Bans Cornrows and Dreadlocks: 'Martin Luther King Didn't Wear It'
Hamilton Nolan · 08/23/12 10:33AMJustin Bieber Thinks Prince William Should Be Less Bald
Louis Peitzman · 08/08/12 07:43PMJapan Seizes Control of Hair Club For Men
Hamilton Nolan · 07/17/12 09:22AMIf there was one thing you could always count on, it was that if you, a red-blooded American male, were ever to experience the pain of hair loss, there would always be a strong, welcoming, American-owned Hair Club For Men for you to turn to. Well. Things have changed.
Do You Need to See This Photo of a Hideous Bald Mouse Growing Mutant Hair?
Maureen O'Connor · 04/20/12 01:34PM"You need to see this photo, Drudge Report and Gawker," The Toronto Star tweeted today. The photo in question is of the ugliest mouse imaginable—veiny and bald and resembling an impossibly mutated monster's scrotum—with a tuft of coarse black hair growing from the back of its neck. The hair, the Star writes, is the product of revolutionary "bioengineered hair follicles" created by stem-cell researchers in Japan.
Hillary Clinton's Staff Wants to Take Away Her Scrunchies
Maureen O'Connor · 04/06/12 05:08PMKe$ha Replaces Her Hair with Metal Studs
Maureen O'Connor · 03/01/12 03:26PMThe Secrets of the Republican Hair Helmet
Brian Moylan · 01/23/12 03:48PMThis has been a remarkably entertaining Republican primary season. Amidst all the insanity, there is one thing that is so odd, unnatural, and reprehensible that it boggles my mind. No, I'm not talking about Rick Santorum. I'm talking about Callista Gingrich's hair. Her butter-blonde helmet is a feat of modern engineering. How does she get it just so?
The Most Bizarre Use for Michael Jackson's Old Hair Ever
Lauri Apple · 12/10/11 05:15PMFBI Arrests 7 For Amish-Shearing Hate Crimes
Seth Abramovitch · 11/24/11 12:28AMMorrissey Salvages His Own Hair Trimmings
Seth Abramovitch · 11/17/11 09:29PMChickens-rights-championing nose-singer Morrissey was spotted today in Dallas getting his locks trimmed and sculpted into his trademark rockabilly 'do. (Morrissey was proudly touting allegiance to the Hitler Youth before anyone.) But unlike your typical barbershop patron who leaves the clippings on the floor, Morrissey requested a hair doggie-bag for the road:
'Hitler Youth' Hairdo So Hot Right Now
Maureen O'Connor · 11/16/11 05:59PMSarah Jessica Parker Cannot Stop Touching Her Hair
Maureen O'Connor · 11/09/11 01:59PMSoldiers Are Metrosexuals Now
Hamilton Nolan · 10/13/11 10:38AMFollowing the U.S. Army's establishment of a wuss workout program and, more broadly, the year-long erosion of American masculinity, it's little wonder that our nation's fighting forces are now more concerned with eyebrow grooming than with removing the digits of enemy soldiers to bring home as souvenirs. Is America's metrosexual Army going to be able to endure the harsh skin-drying effects of the Middle Eastern climate?
Do Plus-Size Women Need Their Very Own Hair Salons?
Brian Moylan · 10/06/11 01:48PMTSA Gives Creepy Scalp Massage to Woman With Afro
Lauri Apple · 09/22/11 03:18AMAs part of the TSA's efforts to stop black women from always trying to board airplanes with their hairdos full of explosives and boxcutters, an agent at Atlanta's airport made Dallas-based hairstylist Isis Brantley submit to a thorough Afro search. And a free head massage! Security checkpoints are the new spas.
World's Largest Afro Record Holder: My Hair Gets Stuck on Trees
Maureen O'Connor · 09/15/11 01:40PMAccording to Guinness World Records, the largest natural afro in the world has a circumference of 4 feet and 4 inches, and belongs to a 36-year-old social worker from New Orleans. Seated in a room full of disco balls, atop a giant mirrored platform, Aevin Dugas describes the drawbacks of having the world's biggest afro: