Kai, the nonCHILLant hatchet-wielding hitchhiker, was arraigned yesterday in New Jersey. In response to being told that his bail would be set at $3 million, Kai told the judge, "Oh, fine. Cool."
It's been nearly a week since a mysterious transient named Kai used a hatchet to save a woman from the clutches of a racist man claiming to be Jesus, but still very little is known about the Internet's newest hero.