Apparently, they like hamburgers.

Predators in the Bedroom

We've said it before and we'll say it again: With the free dailies, you get what you pay for.

Interestingly, the headline has since changed — probably because editors realized that the "flaming out" had nothing to do with Weir's actual performance.

Breaking news: Nominated movies might win Oscars!

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No, no, it's a different one. And: Yes, yes, it must suck for her these days.

And it occurs to us: Maybe they keep Cheney hidden away in bunkers not for his own security but rather for everyone else's.

Jeez, the poor guy. It must be terrible to feel abandoned by the administration in your hour of need.

CNN headline, right now:

And, we imagine, that's also what author Kyle Smith will be doing now that the network cancelled his I-created-a-TV-series ticket out of Post-writer hell.

Thank God we have serious news organizations on the web, to clarify what really matters.

Oct. 14: Negotiations start on new contract.
Dec. 16: Old contract expires.
Dec. 20: Systemwide strike begins.
Dec. 22: Strike ends.
Dec. 23: Full MTA service resumes.
Jan. 20: Union membership votes down negotiated deal.
Feb. 10: MTA, TWU announce that no substantive new talks have taken place.

"Not being able to walk is just fine. As long as I can still go to the... what? no? really? Shit."

Only if that wabbit stops taunting me, replied Mr. Fudd.

Burnt Danish? Great. Now breakfast is ruined, too.

We haven't read the article, but this is an easy one: No, there is no limit.

CNN.com at approximately 10:00 p.m. last night:

Also, we hear there's a whole bunch of fags skiing.

And yet sometimes — particularly on Thursdays — we take a look at the paper, and we say to ourselves: For this we have a First Amendment?