It seems that Brendan Lemon, editor of Out magazine, has resigned. You might say that he is out of a job, in fact!

Oh, sweet Jesus. Not that, anything but that! HARRIET MIERS ISN'T COMPLETELY EVIL AND OMG SHE RESPECTS HUMAN BEINGS AND IT'S ALL OVER IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD WHATEVER WILL WE DO NOW AND OH IT BURNS, IT BURNS...

Frankly, skin color strikes us as irrelevant as compared to her unfortunate eyeliner application.

A strong case from our future public relations professionals.

The first step: Get a life.

Whereas Times-reading cosmopolitan white-collar folks are never so declasse and sentimental. Oh, silly, hurricane-ravaged middle classes.

And later, in Humboldt County, California, she defended Art Garfunkel.

Well, it's not like Drudge would know a stunning cunt when he saw one.

Radar fashion spread, September/October issue:

Find the front page of the Times, with all its hurricanes and floods and Gaza and George Bush, too depressing for you? Troubled by the TV news, with its murder and mayhem and health scares and Fleecing of America? Disappointed that even our commentary isn't quite cheery enough for you? (Us? Negative? Never.)

Rita's Aftermath [CNN Int'l]

Are they daring to suggest that our sphincterally focused sister is NOT part of the media? Assholes.

And, in related news, we're 12-years-old.

Everyone's favorite right-wing nutjob, God-fearing blogger Dawn Eden, muses on her job as a headline writer for the Daily News:

We've got nothing to add.

Shelter Numbers Decline, Benefit Concert Planned [AP]

Well, yes. 'Remarkable' is one world for it. We could think of others.

And he loved every minute of it.

An American Tragedy [Time]

At first, we saw today's Post and were a little shocked at their blatantly unfortunate front page layout.