Hola sirs, please to be checking el site CuidadoElSalud.gov if you are in needing of excelente coverages of your loveds for the Obama health plans. This is why our name of the website is en español "For the Caution of Health." Mija, what the fuck are these cabrónes federal on about?

Next month, the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services will replace CGI Federal, the Canadian IT contractor that botched the construction and launch of the Obamacare website, with Dublin-incorporated tech services firm Accenture to smooth things out.

It's a Hanukkah miracle! According to the Obama Administration, the Healthcare.gov website will now "work smoothly for the vast majority of users."

Since the October 1st launch of the Affordable Care Act website there has been no Frequently Asked Question more frequently asked than "who is that girl?"

Despite repeated promises from the Obama administration, the dysfunctional HealthCare.gov website is unlikely to be working at full capacity by the end of November, according to the Washington Post.

In October, fewer than 50,000 people successfully enrolled in private health care plans using HealthCare.gov. While that's an improvement from the website's disastrous first week, it's still far short of the Obama administration's target of 500,000 enrollees.