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abalk · 09/05/07 12:45PM
Larry Craig Not Sure If He's In Or Out
abalk · 09/05/07 09:30AMA tipster sent the following capsule summary from the New York Times about Idaho Senator and men's room habitué Larry Craig's potential reconsideration of his plan to resign as evidence of some kind of homophobia at the paper (they used the word "seat," see?). We don't see it ourselves, but this quote from an anonymous Republican operative seems a little more pointed.
What Films In Chelsea, Stays In Chelsea
Choire · 08/15/07 10:10AMA Rod's Wandering Wang Still Getting Blamed For Everything
abalk · 08/03/07 02:55PMJoshua Stein · 08/02/07 03:15PM
abalk · 07/18/07 08:39AM
Sam Champion Tosses Salad
abalk · 07/13/07 11:30AM
Juvenile? Lowbrow? Totally. Whatever, you heard the man, we're hungover today. So watch this clip from "Good Morning America" where some chef has Sam Champion toss his salad. The humor part comes in the fact that Sam is literally mixing vegetables, not sticking his tongue in some guy. It's sort of a double entendre? Okay, more Advil now!
After The Gay Bomb
abalk · 06/12/07 11:00AMOn Friday, the Pentagon confirmed long-standing reports that, a decade ago, military leaders had considered building a gay bomb. An Air Force proposal suggested the concept of an offensive weapon that might render its victims homosexual. "One distasteful but completely non-lethal example," said the proposal, :would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior." While the idea was scrapped, it seems unlikely that other governments are so scrupulous. In this morning's Times, former Defense Secretary William J. Perry and others suggested that the time to prepare for an attack of gay is now.
'Times' Has Fun With Snake-Snipping Item
abalk2 · 04/05/07 10:14AMFlaccid Penis Byline Gives Lucky Blog Easy Joke
abalk2 · 03/13/07 01:25PM'Times' Still Having "Pearl Necklace" Issues
abalk2 · 03/02/07 10:20AMAn art review yesterday about a Tintoretto exhibition at the Prado in Madrid misstated the number of paintings in it. There are more than four dozen, not "around three dozen." The review also referred incorrectly to a necklace of pearls scattered in a painting depicting Lucretia struggling against Tarquin. It symbolizes Lucretia's lost chastity, not virginity.