When you're a kid, spreading the details of the misdeeds of others far and wide gets you branded a snitch and ruins your social life. But when you grow up, doing the same thing gets you branded a "journalist," and gets you invited to boring parties! So you can see the dilemma faced by the "college journalist:" old enough to be a reporter, young enough to still be hated by everyone, for snitching.

In this trailer for Jerkoff 3D, fratboy hero Tucker Max hits a bar in Anchorage, Alaska for some good old fashioned white dude raging. He also pays another man $200 so he can spray his butthole with bear mace.

What is this country coming to when a child can't direct air traffic at JFK without causing a big todo?