Not content with hiding eggs but once a year, the Easter Bunny has moved on... to murder.

Reeg and Kelly either don't have a whole lot to talk about or are incredibly self-obsessed. Because, well, what better way to pass the time than by taking a look back at all of their horror-inducing duets?

Ever wonder just what in the world Kwanzaa is? Well wonder no more for these kids are going to school you on the fundamental principals of Kwanzaa.

We hope the real Santa Claus was a little more graceful when landing on your rooftop than this poor schmuck.

Screw Oprah's special— all you need is two minutes and a computer to see this stunning, high defintion tour of the White House all decorated for the holidays.

Saturday Night Live is currently in its 35th season. While there are tons of people that will say "It hasn't been funny since X was on," it still has some of the greatest Christmas sketches ever.

Otters—the most "aww"-inducing animals on the planet—are trained quite easily, it seems. This otter knows how to get "letters to Santa" and can carry around Christmas stockings! Adorable.

This video is helpful for one of two reasons. One— you enjoy fruitcake and would like to learn how to make it. Two— you'd never want one for Christmas, but wonder what's inside these things. I'm the latter.

Yes, this song definitely is cheesy—and Karen's super-skinny body is definitely depressing— but despite that, the song resonates for those who are apart from loved ones today.

Listen to this grey parrot singing 'Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire.' Merry Christmas!

This little boy freaks out when he find that he finally receives the greatest gift any kid and get, a Nintendo 64! Watch this kid lose himself in the spirit of christmas.

In the grand tradition of people hiding in enclosed spaces, Gawker.TV is pleased to announce: The Person Jumping Out of a Mock Gift Box 3000. Call now, supplies are limited.

In this clip, Patton discusses his hatred for all Christmas songs by breaking down the ridiculous and cheesy
Christmas Shoes by NewSong (actual band name.) Watch how he uses the ridiculousness of the song to prove God's fallacy.

Not everyone is lucky enough to be in front of a fireplace tonight. For those who aren't, here's the best online substitute we've found. It's quiet, high definition, and you can actually hear the soothing crackling of the fire.

In the 80's there was a holiday special that used to air called "A Claymation Christmas." While the rest of the show was pretty damn good, no other act was more memorable than the California Raisins.

Have some free time on your hands? Sure you do! Listen to David Sedaris read his short story, "Six to Eight Black Men," in it's entirety. The story is about about how Christmas is celebrated far away in the Netherlands.

Lexus commercials be damned— women love getting cars for Christmas, no matter what brand they are! Here are sixteen different women receiving sixteen different cars and expressing a myriad of emotion (surprise, confusion, happiness) in sixteen different ways.

Instead of throwing their old cell phones away, ad agency LBI "up-cycled" them and turned them into a living, breathing, interactive sculpture (and AMAZING website) called "mobile-mobile." It just so happens to also play awesome Christmas tunes.

Daichi is here to brighten our Christmas with the best gift of all... the gift of beatboxing (and for the sake of this post, beatboxing is the best gift of all.) It's official, Daichi is the Asian Razel.

Whether you're wrapping a bicycle or a six pack of beer, wrapping paper is a ton of fun. What better way to get your friend into the Holiday spirit than making his whole apartment a present?