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Cool Horse Trots Around NYC Without a Care Except the Cops Chasing Him
Andy Cush · 10/20/14 04:02PMOn Sunday morning, one of New York's carriage horses escaped from its reins and went for a leisurely stroll up Eleventh Avenue. Look at the horse, gaily trotting along, and you'd hardly know the police were in hot pursuit.
Here's the Plush Horse Fucked by the Walmart Horse Fucker
Andy Cush · 10/16/14 03:32PMWhy Won't the Cops Let This Little Horse Chill?
Andy Cush · 10/09/14 01:11PMLacey Donohue · 12/28/13 05:00PM
Woman Takes Horse Into McDonald's After Being Denied Drive-Thru Service
Neetzan Zimmerman · 07/22/13 02:20PMAfter being denied service by a drive-thru employee, one McDonald's customer who attempted to place an order while on horseback decided to try her luck inside the restaurant.
The Shirtless Horse-Headed Man Running Around on Live TV Is Our Hurricane Sandy Spirit Animal
Max Read · 10/29/12 09:01AMIn times of fear and anxiety, of uncertainty and danger, when the winds are howling and the sky is crashing down — where do you turn? You turn to the shirtless guy in the horse mask jogging in the background of NBC's live coverage of Frankenstorm Sandy in Washington, D.C.
Hey, Mitt Romney, Your Horse Didn't Win the Olympics
Max Read · 08/02/12 12:02PMMitt Romney didn't watch his wife's horse Rafalca compete in the Olympics — "I'm not even sure which day the sport goes on," he said to NBC last week. "I will not be watching the event. I hope her horse does well." —so it falls to us to break the news to him: Mitt, the horse participated in dressage today. And it did well, but it didn't medal.
Bloomberg's Daughter Fractures Spine
Max Read · 11/07/10 11:55PMAndy Rooney Finally Finds Something That He Likes
Matt Cherette · 11/01/10 11:36AMRidiculous Horse Names Make for Unintentionally Hilarious Commentary
Matt Cherette · 08/25/10 01:45PMA recent New Jersey horse race included competitors named Lady Mutada, Little Miss Macho, My Wife Knows Everything, and My Wife Doesn't Know. With that in mind, it's obvious that the announcer's commentary made for hilariously inadvertent comedy. Video inside.
Pittsburgh Third-Grader Distributed Fun 'Heroin' to Classmates
Max Read · 04/14/10 11:53PMHorse Backflips Onto His Owner
Whitney Jefferson · 11/20/09 04:30PMThe words "spine-crushing" and "welcome to your new life in a wheelchair" come to mind.