Early this morning, a tiny-ass British horse strode into the Cheshire Police headquarters in the Winsford, UK. The security guard stationed at the front desk—quite rudely, really—hopped out of his seat, attempting to shoo the guy away, but the horse was undeterred.

Then, just as the humble little dude who probably never hurt anybody in his life was getting comfortable, another officer stormed in and escorted him outside, to his home, in a nearby field. Watch the security footage above, and feel the humiliation of the horse, subjugated, head hung low, nothing more than an animal in the eyes of the law.

Said a police spokesman in a statement: "We like to ensure a warm welcome to all our guests at HQ and at neigh point did the horse pose a risk to security!" Then why won't you let him chill?

[h/t BoingBoing]