horses

Watch Equestrian 

Jordan Sargent · 08/15/16 03:00PM

Nowadays, you can’t open a single tab without running into an article about how horses do not belong in the Olympics. Our very own Gawker Media network, for instance, has become polluted with such opinions. But not all Olympic horses deserve such scorn.

An NYPD Police Horse Escaped in Times Square Tonight

Brendan O'Connor · 03/02/16 08:16PM

On Wednesday, a Facebook user posted a photograph of three police horses (with their riders) with the caption, “Excitement in Times Square, just called 911, as a beautiful police horse galloped past us on W. 48th St. and headed in wrong direction South on 6th Avenue!”

Zooey Deschanel, What Did You Do to That Poor Pony? 

Allie Jones · 12/11/14 12:05PM

Quirky bathrobe Zooey Deschanel is being sued by a horse owner because she allegedly injured a rented stallion named Literati (lol) so badly that he will never be the same again. Zooey Deschanel, what did you do?

Horse Goes For Swim in Backyard Pool, Needs Some Help Getting Out

Jay Hathaway · 10/28/14 02:50PM

An Arabian stallion named Stormy, who has free reign of his owner's property, somehow managed to walk into the backyard swimming pool Saturday and found himself unable to escape. As Stormy panicked and thrashed against the deck, his owner's grandson called 911.

Sarah Hedgecock · 04/29/14 03:41PM

Queen Elizabeth II hangs with horse Teaforthree and human Rebecca Morris of Cotts Farm Equine Hospital during an official visit to Narbeth, Wales, on Tuesday. Image via Matthew Horwood/Getty.

Ever See a Horse Wish It Was Dead? Asks Martha Stewart (Pls Comment)

Caity Weaver · 03/03/14 06:15PM

On Monday, America's most famous Type A personality typed a grim little proposition into the Twitter client of her choosing, beckoning her public to follow her to a second blog location like a shirtless man with dirty teeth beckons lost travelers behind his privately-owned service station to show them "some crazy shit."

Liam Neeson Is Scarily Passionate About Horse-Drawn Carriages

Rich Juzwiak · 02/27/14 12:03PM

Liam Neeson's Daily Show interview last night ostensibly served to promote his latest movie Non-Stop, but over half of it was taken up by his passionate advocacy to keep horse-drawn carriages in New York. True to his action-hero persona, Liam Neeson cares a lot and is not afraid of anything—not even the wrath of PETA. What a weird fucking platform, though.