Today, about 11:30 a.m. Eastern, members of British Parliament are going to take to the floor and do something a lot of Americans have likely been dreaming of: Discuss whether or not to formally ban Donald Trump from the country for hate speech.

Conservative British minister Penny Mordaunt gave a speech in Parliament last year that was ostensibly about the welfare of chickens, but was actually written with the express purpose of saying "cock" as many times as possible.