how-to

Extricate Your Arm From a Post-Coital Snuggle

David Matthews · 12/28/09 11:00AM

Coyote Ugly did many things for America, chief among them, teaching us what the phrase "coyote ugly" meant. So, since it's impolite to leave your arm anywhere, here's how to avoid that situation with dignity and class.

How To Make a Fruitcake

Whitney Jefferson · 12/25/09 11:30AM

This video is helpful for one of two reasons. One— you enjoy fruitcake and would like to learn how to make it. Two— you'd never want one for Christmas, but wonder what's inside these things. I'm the latter.

How To Survive Christmas With Your Family

David Matthews · 12/24/09 11:30AM

For some, visiting the family for the holidays is fun. For the rest of us, it's a grueling ordeal, a test of endurance. However, I am surprised that "booze" isn't the solution here. Live and learn, I guess.

How To Prevent Common Christmas Disasters

David Matthews · 12/23/09 11:30AM

Presents are bought, decorations are up, the egg nog is spiked, Christmas is here. Watch this video so your plans for holiday fun will go off without a hitch.

How To Re-Gift Without Getting Caught

David Matthews · 12/22/09 11:30AM

Now that you've gotten your crappy gift from your Secret Santa it's time to flip that thing onto someone else. Well, avoid the faux pas of getting caught in the act of regifting with this video.

How To Survive a Bad Haircut

David Matthews · 12/18/09 11:30AM

We've all been in this situation: it's the day before a big event, your graduation, wedding, ribbon cutting ceremony, and you just got a bad haircut. Well, if you don't have a favorite hat, here are some helpful tips.

How To Make Beer Hats

David Matthews · 12/17/09 11:30AM

This video is aimed towards that elusive niche market of party animals, those not into the novelty of a plastic hat who watch a lot of MacGuyver with a knowing grin on their mug.

How To Lead a Double Life

David Matthews · 12/16/09 11:30AM

How do you successfully lead a double life? There are a lot of steps, but the best advice is having a third life set up for when shit goes down, you awful, awful person.

How To Make Ketchup

David Matthews · 12/15/09 11:30AM

This video is really helpful, but to what extent? If you're in a situation where you are making your own ketchup (or catsup if you must) shouldn't you reevaluate Dad's standing job offer at the dealership?

How To Split the Bill

David Matthews · 12/14/09 11:30AM

We've all been in this situation: a group dinner and there's confusion over the bill. Splitting the bill is a powderkeg capable of tearing apart a group. Delve into the potentially awkward side of group dynamics in this educational video.

How To Spot a Player

David Matthews · 12/11/09 11:30AM

Whenever you're trying to hang out and have fun, some whack-ass buster dressed like a WWI Flying Ace steps to you and lays out some really thick game. Before your next trip to the club, learn these essential player-spotting techniques.

How to Tell When a Relationship is Over in 90 Seconds

Whitney Jefferson · 12/01/09 01:30PM

We've all been there: that terrible time when the magic has gone and one realizes that they aren't really "in it to win it" anymore. If you need help deciding if your relationship is about to expire, watch this.