Somewhere between finishing school and judo camp is this, the dapper gent's guide to shaking hands without getting trapped in an aggressive grip, coming off as stout, or simply seeming too gay.

Cold season is one of the worst times of year. The good news is that it gives you a perfect excuse to make the cold remedy mom never wanted you to know about: the Hot Toddy.

Strike out again wherever it is that cool, beautiful people you want to know hang out? This video has helpful and creepy tips: basically, eye contact, cheese platters and fear inducing situations are the only ways to get "some."

Bear attacks are serious and one way to scare people straight is stop motion animation. It's the "safe" stylistic choice for this video; Michael Haneke is the only filmmaker "real" enough to film a staged murder by bear. Enjoy.

With the huge success of Avatar—a movie starring blue people—a lot of fans want to look like those blue people. Most just paint their faces and look ridiculous. But one fan used Photoshop with impressive results.

A Vice photographer and Britain's Most Deadpan Teen show us how to rummage through high-fashion rubbish to create the ultimate DIY ensemble.

Are you someone that says, "I'm pretty bad, but I think I could be awful"? If you answered yes and then immediately uttered an insult under your breath, this video is for you.

A stern Semitic father-figure could convince me to do pretty much anything, and in this case, I'm being taught how to prepare a soft-shell crab for po'boy-ification (it's not pretty).

Neil Sedaka taught us many things, namely that breaking up was in fact hard to do. However, what if you aren't sure that's what you need to do? Take the easy way out and go on a break!

Be careful though, the absolute sincerity of this video is undercut by the zany imagery.

Claire Danes plays the I-will-win-an-award-if-I-play-a-person-with-disabilities card with her new role in the HBO movie Temple Grandin. It looks like another potentially embarrassing stop in a career full of misfires. Still, Danes is worth her weight in street cred. How?

Cost of Ramen Noodles package: 25 cents. Cost to make them healthier according to this video: roughly $2,000.

Using explosives to put out a forest fire is as counter-intuitive as it is awesome. Opening a beer with another beer is just plain neat. Learn these moves because you're never going to be brave enough to do this otherwise.

Face it, cookies are the best. But what are you supposed to do during the warm weather months when it's too hot to use the oven? Use a car's dashboard and let the sun do all the work!

Wanna take your main squeeze to the flicks but can't afford the high priced tix? Watch this video!

What makes a man? Is it standing up for a set of principles like Atticus Finch or is it the ability to go shot for shot with Dennis Hopper? According to this video, it is the latter.

Finding a new dentist is tough, especially with the proliferation of cheap black market anesthesia and excavators. Not included: avoid Drs. Tim Whatley and Christian Szell.

Yeah, you might need to watch this one today.

Tonight, have your "soberest" pal try this trick out on your finest bottle of Andre Cold Duck.

Holidays are here and if you're anything like me, you'll have to prove yourself again and again against your overachieving brother, Brian. Don't be a chump, hang onto your mack truck with these arm wrestling tips.