Forget using your teeth, this guy kicks off happy hour by opening his beers with a chainsaw.

If you've some extra time and DIY projects are what you crave, this could be your next venture! The folks at Instructables.com can help you each step of the way. Click play to watch the finished product.

So this is what happens when all the policemen in your country are too busy participating in the latest revolution. Anarchy rules the desert streets.

This has to be the most complicated and effective way to paint a rainbow. We're all looking forward to the possibility of seeing more rainbows on drab, grey walls.

Meet Eric Jacqmain, a high school student from Indiana who made his very own 'death ray' by covering an ordinary fibreglass satellite dish with 5,800 tiny mirror tiles.

Heartbreaking news from America's schools: children are approaching their teachers to ask what they should do now that their parents are unemployed. How embarrassing. Parents, don't let your kids blow up your spot. Talk to them about their newfound poorness.

It's cold as hell in the Northeast today, and it's been a crazy winter pretty much everywhere. This means we're spending a lot of time talking about the weather. How can you do it without sounding like a hackneyed idiot?

If you want to make something but you have limited supplies, humorist Amy Sedaris can help you out. Although she previewed her how-to's on Colbert, Wendy Willams, and more, she has a new YouTube channel with several absurd tutorials.

Watch these guys build a multi-purpose, carpeted and sturdy igloo outside their house. Something we've all contemplated doing post-snowpocalypse. The best feature? The beer holders fashioned out of ice.

TMZ acquired an email allegedly showing Charlie Sheen hiring a hooker in Las Vegas. Gone are the days of Heidi Fleiss! New media has empowered men to find and hire hookers by themselves, on websites like CityVibe.com.

It's January, and that means it's time for everyone to join a gym and then quickly stop going to the gym out of laziness, in a trend-story-friendly manner. What a goddamn waste of money. Below, ten methods for becoming hardcore.

You may not know that actress, food blogger, and all-around awesome lady Debi Mazar is hosting a new show on the Cooking Channel called Extra Virgin. To celebrate the launch, she taught me how to make pancakes!

Honey, I blew up the popcorn! Watch as this mysterious, faceless man uses a laser to pop exactly one kernel of corn sitting atop a chocolate chip cookie. This is surely the pinnacle of modern technology.

Although it may seem like a good idea at the time, this Estonian man's method proves a bit risky. Avalanche-y, even.

As of today, you can no longer avoid Facebook's new profile design; the social network is forcing everyone to upgrade. This means, in many cases, that others can put embarrassing pictures on top of your profile unless you change things.

With all the dead birds, it's fitting that a New Year's party should celebrate our impending doom. Here's a funny and slightly cheesy guide to help plan your next apocalypse themed party.

Bass drums, snare drums, you name it, this dude can do it. Rock and Roll, for dummies.

The stock market is positively sizzling today, as Wall Street's optimism pushed the Dow to a two-year high. Sounds tempting, eh? Before you wade in with your wallet, consider this short list of "Do's" and "Don'ts." Consider it now!

Sometimes when things are incorrectly put together they actually turn into something awesome. This is one of those times.

For anyone who has ever traveled and had to bring along a nice suit jacket, this video is for you. Here is a demo on how to easily pack a nice jacket into a suitcase without it getting all wrinkled.