After enduring dozens of grueling hours with your relatives this holiday season, you may need to go to the bar for a drink. This poses its own challenges: navigating the impromptu high school reunion that occurs therein.

It sounds crazy but you can actually use a combination of hot air followed by cold air to pop out that unsightly dent. You have to see this to believe it.

The Onion's A.V. Club has forthrightly apologized after discovering that one of their writers wrote a review of a book without reading it. Because it hadn't been published yet. How'd the writer manage to fool his editors? Watch and learn.

Does watching Locked Up Abroad freak you out? How many times have you seen Brokedown Palace and Taken? Follow these directions, and your chances of surviving an international vacation are probably pretty good.

According to one Jenna Maroney , the dreaded muffin top of flesh above your waistband can in fact be "all that/whole grain/low fat." However, the next time you want to keep it in your pants, here's how.

In order to reach the comforts of the friendly skies, you must first pass through America's famed airport security. Which can be quite an ordeal, at times! Below, ten tips to make your security experience as fun as possible.

Ever wonder how much work went into constructing a pinball machine? It's way more intricate than you might think! Watch the video to be amazed at how much labor goes into merely one of these arcade contraptions.

The question arose on today's Martha of how to extract a meticulous first slice of pie. Martha found a way! You can buy her book Pies & Tarts to learn how — or you can watch the video inside.

The Onion put together this hilarious Today Show spoof on how to flatter your frame with your fat. All you need are some twine, vices, and clamps. Voila! You're instantly slimmer, without working out or dieting.

If you need some fog to spice up the ambiance at your Halloween party, check out this how-to demonstration for building an inexpensive fog machine using materials you may already have around the house.

According to a new report in The Wall Street Journal, nearly all of the most popular apps on Facebook—including Farmville, Causes, and Quiz Planet—have been sharing users' information with advertising and tracking companies. Here's how to stop them.

If you want to hear straight talk about race, ethnicity, and cultural stereotypes in America, look to the advertising community. They know what sells. To black people! To Latinos! To gays! If stereotypes are true, ads will prove it.

Facebook's new groups can help enhance your privacy, but they're also a ridiculously easy way to spam other users on the social network. It's only a matter of time before the bad guys figure this out and start wrecking inboxes.

The Washington Post hasn't had much luck with its own crappy Op-Ed columnists, so the paper's launching another contest to find "America's Next Great Pundit." As a public service, we've assembled this surefire guide to scoring this low-paid, part-time gig.

In this video occasional nature documentarian Gavin McInness shows you how to catch a fish using nothing but a human worm. Sounds simple enough, but the real trick is in properly unhooking the fish after capture. Instructions below:

If your eyeball pops out, don't shove it back in, says CNN's popular new article "What to Do When Body Parts Fall Off." It's the Things Fall Apart of health articles. Let's enhance it with a DO and DON'T guide.

Men! Do you feel lost on the dance floor? Are you having trouble scoring hot babes at the club? Don't worry! Scientists have identified the sexiest dance moves. Want to see them?

There's nothing like a day of fishing on the open ocean with a beer in your hand... until your boat randomly catches fire and explodes and you fall into shark infested water. Tonight, Shark Week taught you how to survive.

Disturbing word from the halls of academia: kids these days don't know what the hell plagiarism is. All the internet copying and pasting has frazzled their young brains to the point of incomprehension. Kids! An easy guide is below.

After its executives were forced to listen to a US senator read the words "shitty deal" from a company email one million times, Goldman Sachs has decided to ban swearing via email. Whatever shall they do now?