· Irish bad boy Colin Farrell on casual sex: "I'm into [it] . . . I come into town and fuck whoever I can - but I'm not mean and egotistical about it. Whoever I bang is bangin' me back!" [Page Six]
· Howard Stern and Carson Daly were having a contest at Rehab to see who could get the most women to come to their respective tables. Stern won. [Page Six]
· Ken Park co-director and Far From Heaven cinematographer Ed Lachman appears on the front page of the Rotterdam Film Festival's daily newspaper buck naked. [Page Six]
· Cindy Adams filmed Hitler's secretary long before Sony did their "first-and-only exclusive" for their film, Blind Spot. [Cindy Adams]
· Hillary Clinton remarks that Matilda Cuomo understands the challenges of being a governor's wife, but "we won't go into that now"; Jude Law's wife Sadie Frost is being treated for severe depression in a London clinic; and more words of wisdom from Colin Farell: "I love porn movies. They're great, great fun. I've been buying porn movies since I was 14." [NY Daily News]

· Harper Collins power publisher, Judith Regan, recruits Howard Stern to help her find a date and Eliot Spitzer is wearing Savile Row and Hermes on a government salary. [Page Six]
· Gwyneth's 70-person is entourage turned away in Cambridge and Charlie Rose learns to kiss by watching Al and Tipper Gore. [Liz Smith]
· Michael Douglas says what we've all been thinking: "I think I'm passé." [Cindy Adams]
· The singles scene is hopping at celebrity rehab. [NY Daily News]