Carrie Prejean, the clinically stupid "opposite marriage" proponent and wind-challenged pornography model, will fill in for Fox's Gretchen Carlson (Miss America '89), on Fox & Friends later this month.

Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has started a Twitter account. Her bio says she is "Creating New Energy for Alaskans as governor of the 49th state!" Which is illegal according to God. Stone her!

Foxnews.com has published a screed taking the mainstream media to task for their "orally charged" coverage of the tea parties: Namely, the repeated use of the term "teabagging" for giggles.