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Were Police Duped Into Arresting the Wrong Hacking Mastermind?
Adrian Chen · 07/28/11 05:55PMFugitive Taunts Cops on Facebook, Gets Caught
Max Read · 07/28/11 10:51AMAmerica's Worst PR Man Is Not Mourning 'Dope Head' Amy Winehouse
Hamilton Nolan · 07/26/11 08:17AMOslo Bombing Witness Would Rather Tell You About His Awesome Workout
Seth Abramovitch · 07/26/11 01:26AMIt's impossible to wrap one's head around the awfulness to befall Norway this week, so one New Zealand newscast turned to a Kiwi expat who was near the site of the Oslo bombing for an eyewitness account. Unfortunately, however, that's all just a pretense for Cameron Leslie to share what's really been on his mind over the past few days: his totally killer workout!
Racist Citizenry of Arizona Object to Word 'Haboob'
Seth Abramovitch · 07/22/11 02:56AMSuicidal Pilot Attempts to Kill Mother With Terrible Pun
Adrian Chen · 07/21/11 10:02AMCasey Anthony Found Disguised as Black Man in Philly
Adrian Chen · 07/13/11 11:37AMA New Low in Graduation Speech Plagiarism
Hamilton Nolan · 06/29/11 09:30AMGraduation season always brings with it entertaining tales of lazy, desperate, or just plain dumb graduation speakers, who chose to plagiarize their speeches. Already this year we've had a medical school dean ripping off Atul Gawande, and a law school graduate pleading ignorance about the fact that plagiarism is frowned upon. But now, I think we've found our official Dumbest Speech Plagiarism of the 2011 Graduation Season.
Southwest Pilot Accidentally Broadcasts Misogynistic, Homophobic Rant
Brian Moylan · 06/22/11 05:46PMA Southwest Airlines pilot has been suspended after he accidentally broadcast his conversation about the "fags" and "grannies" that he works with as flight attendants. This man should really never be allowed to fly a plane again.
Woman Allegedly Hires Hitman on Her Facebook Wall
Max Read · 06/15/11 09:02PMYou know how we're always remind you to update your privacy settings? Here's a great example why: If you try to hire a hitman on your Facebook wall, and your Facebook wall is public, you will get arrested.
Rep. Sends Constituent Semi-Literate Email Comparing Unions to Hitler
Max Read · 06/14/11 10:51PMWhite Fox Guy Half-Apologizes for Being Dumb, Racist
Hamilton Nolan · 06/14/11 03:27PMThieves Attempting to Rob Dunkin Donuts Mistakenly Steal Donuts
Max Read · 06/11/11 11:13AMBritish Mom Gifts Boob Job to 7-Year-Old Daughter
Matt Cherette · 06/09/11 09:53PMVS Naipaul: Women Writers Suck
Hamilton Nolan · 06/02/11 08:32AMLaugh at Random People Who Took the Onion Seriously
Adrian Chen · 05/27/11 03:53PMJon Stewart Takes Down Ben Stein's Defense of Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Matt Cherette · 05/19/11 10:58PMBill O'Reilly: Half of the World's Muslims Don't Want Democracy or Human Rights
Matt Cherette · 05/19/11 10:07PMAt the end of a discussion about President Obama's Middle East policy address on tonight's Factor, Bill O'Reilly explained the "Muslim problem" thusly: "For every Muslim in the world that wants democracy and wants human rights, there's one who doesn't, and the one who doesn't doesn't have any rules and will blow the hell out of the one who does." So great news, Muslims: You have a 50% chance of Bill O'Reilly's approval.