international-incidents
Venezuela: Fucked
Hamilton Nolan · 07/13/16 04:30PMGood Lord--Guy Gets Mistakenly Shot With a Missile. Talk About Mistakes!
Hamilton Nolan · 07/01/16 10:10AMAmerica's Great Friend Saudi Arabia Will Whip a Poet For His Poetry
Hamilton Nolan · 02/03/16 10:53AMNorth Korea Ready to Go to War Over Aggressive Leaflet-Scattering
Hamilton Nolan · 08/21/15 10:28AMIsrael Should Be in Germany
Hamilton Nolan · 07/23/14 12:43PMChina's Government Takes on The Real Enemy: Starbucks Prices
Hamilton Nolan · 10/21/13 03:11PMChina is afflicted with slowing economic growth, widespread poverty, and toxic air. And high prices at Starbucks. The Chinese government is definitely ready to address at least one of these issues.
Indie Dance Band Kidnapped for 30 Hours in Mexico
Camille Dodero · 10/10/13 06:30PMHoly hell, this is harrowing. This past weekend, Delorean, an electronic-pop act from Barcelona, performed at the Mexican installment of the Mutek Festival and on Monday morning, they were still at their Mexico City hotel when an emergency call came in, urging them to vacate the premises due to a shootout. They complied—and were taken hostage.
Breaking Development in North Korea Crisis: 'Leek Widely Used for Dishes in Korea'
Hamilton Nolan · 03/29/13 12:37PMNorth Korean leader Kim Jon Un has placed his nation's missiles on standby and announced that he is targeting the American mainland. The leader has made recent brash public gestures of militarism, and the Pentagon has vowed to strengthen our nation's West Coast missile defenses in response. With tensions between the U.S. and the unpredictable North Korea at an all time high, the slightest signal by either side could set off a cascading set of responses that could end in disaster. So you can imagine the shockwaves rippling throughout the intelligence community right now, as analysts try to parse the latest strategic volley from North Korea's official news service:
How Dare Someone Try to Shoot Down One of Our Drones?
Hamilton Nolan · 11/09/12 03:20PMSound the war bells, grab your gear, and prepare to man the bombers, fellow Americans: the dirty nation of IRAN has wiped its shit-stained bootheel upon our national sovereignty, in the following manner: they shot at one of our spy drones. We say it was outside of Iranian territory; they dispute that. Either way, the strong, muscular foreign policy view of this must be: Hey, That Was Ours, And We Must Escalate Into All Out War, Or We Might Look Weak. From The Guardian:
Being Dumb About the Internet Made Guy Shoot U.S. Soldiers
Hamilton Nolan · 09/01/11 08:09AMDutch Citizen Turned North Korean Columnist Was Held Against Will
Max Read · 08/14/11 01:51PMVenezuelan Politicians Brawl in the National Assembly
Hamilton Nolan · 02/11/11 09:15AMVenezuelan politicians: when they're not holding boob job fundraisers, they're brawling in the national assembly, as they did yesterday, when this spat between a pro and an anti-Chavez legislator turned into one of those big "everybody rush the stage and watch other people pushing each other" nightclub-style fights. Sure, you could say "Incidents like this and the cheap jokes they inspire just prove that Americans don't pay attention to other countries unless they do something bad and sensational," but that's kind of the point.